Where are you even going to put forty lawn gnomes? And you recall what I look like, right? Spindly. Scrawny. Oh, fine. I'm too curious to pass it up, but just the lawn gnomes, okay? And then I'm out.
Oh, man, great idea. I need forty eye patches, now. My list keeps getting longer and longer.
On the sidewalk in front of that flower shop, if you must know. That's why we have to do it early, before the place opens up. 4 sound all right? Dude, I'm not exactly the Governator either, but once we get the gnomes loaded it shouldn't be too hard.
I know, I know. I bought a case of Red Bull to keep in my car. You know where my place is out on Long Island? I've got the gnomes stored in the garage.
No, no, to hell with that. It's April Fools'.
Look, Private Brennan, I need you. I can't fit all the lawn gnomes in my car, I need an extra set of wheels.
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They're a gift for our friends the Neverlanders.
Forty of them.
I can manage twenty, but there's no way I can get all forty where they need to be without two trips. And I already have to wake up at 3.
All you have to do is transport the gnomes for me. I'll do the rest. Come on, please?
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What do gnomes have to do with Neverland?
Now, if you were to give them all eye-patches...
Where are you even going to put forty lawn gnomes? And you recall what I look like, right? Spindly. Scrawny. Oh, fine. I'm too curious to pass it up, but just the lawn gnomes, okay? And then I'm out.
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Absolutely nothing, it's just to mess with them.
Oh, man, great idea. I need forty eye patches, now. My list keeps getting longer and longer.
On the sidewalk in front of that flower shop, if you must know. That's why we have to do it early, before the place opens up. 4 sound all right? Dude, I'm not exactly the Governator either, but once we get the gnomes loaded it shouldn't be too hard.
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I think we need ninja masks. I'll procure those.
4 am. I am going to be so tired tomorrow. Okay. Where shall I meet you?
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You're a good soldier, Miles.
I know, I know. I bought a case of Red Bull to keep in my car. You know where my place is out on Long Island? I've got the gnomes stored in the garage.
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I think so. I can Google-Map it just to make sure. Do I still need to bring the garden hose?
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Yes, please.
If you go to the Pen at all, you might want to bring sandals and trunks, by the way.
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You frighten me. (But I am also amused.)
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Two words, connected with one letter, Miles:
Slip N' Slide.
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You really are an evil genius! I was wrong about the Vader reference, though; you're much more of a Bond villain, I think.
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That's one of the top 5 compliments of my life.
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