Look, she was talking horribly about stuff again and I spoke back. I guess it made her angry. I don't know. But it's okay. We could even call the police if we wanted to...Animal abuse, and everything.
HarrisoncatlikesmileFebruary 25 2008, 16:59:33 UTC
Harrison, we have a goose laying golden eggs in the upstairs bathroom and now Rose Bloom and everyone else with a Compendium, practically, knows where we live. Does any of this sound like a good thing?
HarrisoncatlikesmileFebruary 25 2008, 17:03:53 UTC
I'm not mad, I'm just frustrated. Just... be careful with what you say to people in public, okay? You never know who's reading things if you don't lock them.
Yeah...Which is why, from now on, I won't say insults back. Well, really mean insults. About Jack the Ripper. I didn't think she'd kill an innocent cat over it. If I had, you know I would've kept it to myself.
HarrisoncatlikesmileFebruary 25 2008, 17:32:02 UTC
Well, yeah. Bitch deserved it.
Just, sometimes even people who deserve it... you can't say stuff like that to them. They're too unbalanced. Just have to not say anything and know that you're not being a pussy or whatever she'll say, that you're just too smart to sink to her level. Especially if she's going to go crazy and leave dead cats around.
Definitely. Otherwise, I wouldn't have said it at all. Not even in my head.
Right. Okay. That sounds like a good plan. Didn't even scare me, so she didn't succeed on that level either. Though I still am very sorry it scared you. I wish I'd found it first.
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Then prepare yourself for Air New Zealand.
[throws down the Compendium, pretends to fly out of the kitchen (making airplane noises, of course) and bear-hugs Gabe]
Yes you will.
I don't know! ...Wait. Shit. I think a long time ago I accidentally wrote our address down for someone else and she saw it.
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I'm sorry.
Look, she was talking horribly about stuff again and I spoke back. I guess it made her angry. I don't know. But it's okay. We could even call the police if we wanted to...Animal abuse, and everything.
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Well, no...
We'll just have to be extra careful. I guess. And I'll control my anger. Even though she's the one who fuckin I'm sorry.
You're mad at me?
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I will be. I am now. This was a long time ago. Really.
I guess I am stupid.
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Well, I did a very stupid thing.
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I called her "Ripper-bait".
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But obviously she's too freaking unstable to go saying things like that to.
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Is it?
Yeah...Which is why, from now on, I won't say insults back. Well, really mean insults. About Jack the Ripper. I didn't think she'd kill an innocent cat over it. If I had, you know I would've kept it to myself.
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Do you want a hug?
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Just, sometimes even people who deserve it... you can't say stuff like that to them. They're too unbalanced. Just have to not say anything and know that you're not being a pussy or whatever she'll say, that you're just too smart to sink to her level. Especially if she's going to go crazy and leave dead cats around.
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Yes.
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Definitely. Otherwise, I wouldn't have said it at all. Not even in my head.
Right. Okay. That sounds like a good plan. Didn't even scare me, so she didn't succeed on that level either. Though I still am very sorry it scared you. I wish I'd found it first.
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Then prepare yourself for Air New Zealand.
[throws down the Compendium, pretends to fly out of the kitchen (making airplane noises, of course) and bear-hugs Gabe]
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Thanks.
I've got to go hose off the driveway.
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Anytime.
Want me to help?
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