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[catlikesmile]

[after this]

What the FUCK

[A few pen streaks.]

Shit. Shitshitshitshit. What the hell.

Comments

[catlikesmile]

Well, it beats coming home from the bar and finding a murdered cat on your doorstep.

[catlikesmile]

Well it wasn't natural causes. Actually it was just a head-

[Pen streak.]

Oh god, I'm going to throw up again

[catlikesmile]

Yeah.

That's not as disturbing to anyone else?

[lamblet]

People don't usually put animal heads on people's front porches. I'd cry be disturbed if I found an animal head on my doorstep...

[lamblet]

That's... That's horrible! That poor cat! Why would anyone want to hurt a cat? And just to... to.. I don't even want to say it.

Why is everyone sending body parts of animals to people? It's sick! Absolutely sick!

[lepetitrouge]

For real. Why is it the kids are the ones with the most sense?

[lamblet]

I don't know, but I want it all to stop. Can't the librarians do anything about this?

[lepetitrouge]

To be fair, stupid as all this is, I'd prefer anarchy to authoritarianism any day.

Also I think that'd require giving a shit.

[one_fry_short]

[catlikesmile]

I just had to wait for my stomach to settle.

Do you know who the hell did it?

Gabe.

[one_fry_short]

Harrison

[catlikesmile]

I'll survive.

How the hell does Rose Bloom know where my house is?

[vanyourwinkle]

A fucking CAT head?

Leslie

[catlikesmile]

A FUCKING CAT HEAD WITH A CHESHIRE SMILE IN, I DON'T KNOW, BLOOD OR LIPSTICK OR SOMETHING.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Gabe.

[vanyourwinkle]

THAT'S SOME WACKY-ASS SHIT, MAN. Sounds like something these asshats would do, seriously. Fucking with people's heads is what EVERYONE here does.

Leslie

[catlikesmile]

Yeah. Fucking bullshit. And now that crazy, crazy bitch knows where I live.