Haiku for The LIghthouse

[catko]

Theme: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Staking demons, yeah
Not as scary as showing
Up in mismatched shoes

Broody Angel is
Cute and all, but he is so
Hot when he's evil

Not even Harpo
Let alone Groucho, but stuck
Being the Zeppo

Nothing like a bit
Of panic to give zest to
Your first time at sex.