After 7 games, our slowpitch team FINALLY won. yesssssssss

I just went and saw pirates of the carribean with my cousin nicole, who just turned 13 a week ago. I have come to two very important conclusions ( Read more... )

I really have no idea what people did before antibiotics were invented. Thanks to a special numb-y gargling affair and some giant pills prescribed by my doctor, it no longer feels like I swallowed 8 billion razorblades. But honestly, back in the 1200s, what did they do if they got strep throat? Somehow I doubt leaches to balance out my humours ( Read more... )

Oh god, sleeping with one of your best guy friends is such a HUGE mistake, even when made while drunk.... Why why why did I do that??? I think I might have to change my name to Maria Dominguez the third. This may be unbelievable as I am Irish.

So I have moved to Chippawa (some hickville suburb of Niagara Falls... honestly I swear only octogenarians live here) and once again have internet connection, how very exciting. I wish I knew more people who lived around here that listened to something other than Lawrence Welk... preferably of the indie rock, punk, ska, or emo variety. :: sighs :

This comes courtesy of my buddy ryan, at around 2:45 a.m. when he was baked and drunk out of his mind. I had told him next time he smoked to listen to Fiery Furnaces This is the result ( Read more... )

Yessss, environmental job did fall in my lap... Proudly the new environmental technician at Cytec in Niagara Falls, making $50,000 a year, and getting to wear a sexy lab coat that says my name and sweet goggles. I am the luckiest woman alive.

so its been a long time hahaha, what to say? Well summer work term with the city of hamilton is almost over soon I will be jobless and boyless alas... Ryan appears to just want to be friends which is fine I suppose. He is the boy version of me and I think we are both too mean to each other to have a functional relationship anyway. Plus his ( Read more... )

so the cherry-popper tom and me are through. he was okay... fun for the first time and such and also kind of revenge for every athletic attractive boy who ever snubbed me in highschool. perhaps this is a sick way to look at this :: shrugs :: however it was mutual which is nice I suppose, we just both basically realized we had absolutely zero in ( Read more... )

I am horrible and am going to hell. I just lost my virginity in the field of a church to an 18 year old boy named Tom Wullms (on a side note, I would never marry a guy with the last name wullms... ick, Kelly Wullms? i think no ) with the hottest body in the history of ever... fuck, I enjoy looking at landscaping farmers who play lacross haha. ( Read more... )