Jesus-shoes.

[catalyst_addict]

Him: really? i think i would've been too. i almost started laughing at the last funeral i was at, my good metalhead buddy, who loathed religion (but believed in Santa, as an aside). The priest started by using Humpty-fucking-Dumpty as an analogy, then went on about how he was a person of great faith, and how he had his (not making this up) Jesus-shoes on all through his life.
Me: Dude
Him: i still don't know what the fuck Jesus-shoes are supposed to be
Me: I picture big floppy fuzzy slippers with gold lame' crosses on them. Like the ones with dog's heads.