Well. I did a dumb thing and tried to catch a falling knife. Mm-hmm. So now my hand is all sliced up. Are there any self-preservation fail macros for me, please oh please?

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Picture is kinda large I guess so...
( Eh, I'm bored. Have some Zim. )

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A/N below.
Edit: This will teach me to post without looking at everything else recently posted first. D'oh.

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Not very funny, but...I was bored.
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