hdtv ees da bombsz

Mar 21, 2007 01:47

i was watching Intervention the other day (you know, the show on a&e where they document druggies and eventually hold an intervention) and in the episode I was watching, they followed a guy who was born a heroine addict. this dude would shoot up literally 20 times a day. now, Intervention doesn't make any effort to hide stuff that should normally be behind closed doors....no no, they show everything from the heating up of the heroine to the needle going in and out of the vein.

We just recently got a plasma tv, so i was watching this in all the glory of hdtv. how good is hdtv? it's so good that while watching this my eyes started to roll back into my head and i suddenly felt a strong urge to steal a honda civic and sell it off to get some crack money. hdtv is so good that if you have hearburn, I'm 90% convinced that watching a Tums commercial broadcast in hd will heal it.

In short, i now watch tv just for the sake of looking at bright colours. watching hdtv is like having someone shake a rattle in front of a baby's face...except that the rattle is a plasma tv and the baby is you...and instead of cooing, you evade all responsibilities in favour of examining the wrinkles on conan's face (who knew he had so many?). and when i say responsibilities, i'm referring to things such as studying and essays and eating and taking dumps. i have an intense stomach ache right now.
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