Best Panda Party EVER!
The only problem with the party on saturday is, I don't know how we're going to top it.
Woke up pretty early on saturday and duck and I totally started cleaning the house then austin got up and helped too. It was disgusting what a mess it had become.Then duck, noah and I went in to monroe to order dicks birthday cake. A picture cake. I used the picture of dick wearing a blue wig and dancing. From the first time we ever did e. Lovely.
Noah went to band practice.
Duck and I went back to panda house.
Cleaned more.
I was rocking my short white skirt. A red button up tee. Knee hight white socks with red stripes. a black modified sweat shirt, and my blue converse with the panda laces. I felt all cool.
3 live bands. Sabertooth, Babycave, and minkus. Unfourtunatley I didn't catch much of the bands cause I was all over the place. So, was duck. It seemed like whenever I was finally in the same room with him I would look around 3 mins later and he'd be gone. The keg was miller highlife..... again. And I wasn't really up for that so, I had dick pick me up some mikes hard cranberry lemonade. Drank 2 and was already feeling it. That's right light weight. Then Dani brought the buket over. You must experience the buket. So, Christian was all impressed by it and said he'd load it if I'd hit it. So, I did! NO MORE. I am so done with weed. It sucks, but everytime I smoke I feel like SHIT. So, I'm sitting on the couch and mark is standing there. And joking I say "hey mark you wanna come dry hump me real quick?" and I spread my legs. He leans over and you hear a rip. He looked down and asked if it was me. I started cracking up and put my finger in his rip and said "nope, it's you". Good times.
I never have seen nessa so pissed in my life. That sucked. Aparantley some jack-ass-douche-bags stole her $30 bottle of vodka that she hadn't even touched! Lamesauce. But, nessa, bridgett and I got out mosh on a little bit with the hardcore boys. I fell and no one tried to help me up. I was like "dude where's my hands" as I reached up. but then people just fell on me and ended up really hurting my neck. Then dick fell and the show was over with him screamin in pain. He fucked up his knee pretty bad.
The strippers were hella late and dick was all in pain and ready to pass out. Hilarious though. Duck was "trashed" as he told me over and over again. He would come up behind me and bite my neck and say "wild drunken sex tonight! Woo! I'm stoked.... sorry babe, i'm so trashed" silly kid.
So, today dick told me that I am the worst person to have around when you're trying to get a lap dance cause I'm like a drill instuctor screaming out "c'mon man! Slap her ass! What was that? Slap her ass like you mean it."
Nessa was hella drunk and she was telling me how much she loved me. That was awesome. God damn she is like on the tippity-top of the fucking coolest people i've ever known and will ever know!
Anyway... good night all together but, i've been MIA for awhile now and I think duck thinks I'm in a bad mood and he hasn't even attempted to locate me so..... I'm not in a bad mood. Cept for I made him dinner than sat at the table with him and he just watched the simpsons the whole time. I was all offended. I know I'm not gonna get any support on this from you fuckers cause you're all gonna root for the godamn simpsons. I'm just saying....
Oh yeah. Today commences the first day of duck and I quitting smoking... as in well, we did smoke today. But, none tomorrow..
Love!
Woke up pretty early on saturday and duck and I totally started cleaning the house then austin got up and helped too. It was disgusting what a mess it had become.Then duck, noah and I went in to monroe to order dicks birthday cake. A picture cake. I used the picture of dick wearing a blue wig and dancing. From the first time we ever did e. Lovely.
Noah went to band practice.
Duck and I went back to panda house.
Cleaned more.
I was rocking my short white skirt. A red button up tee. Knee hight white socks with red stripes. a black modified sweat shirt, and my blue converse with the panda laces. I felt all cool.
3 live bands. Sabertooth, Babycave, and minkus. Unfourtunatley I didn't catch much of the bands cause I was all over the place. So, was duck. It seemed like whenever I was finally in the same room with him I would look around 3 mins later and he'd be gone. The keg was miller highlife..... again. And I wasn't really up for that so, I had dick pick me up some mikes hard cranberry lemonade. Drank 2 and was already feeling it. That's right light weight. Then Dani brought the buket over. You must experience the buket. So, Christian was all impressed by it and said he'd load it if I'd hit it. So, I did! NO MORE. I am so done with weed. It sucks, but everytime I smoke I feel like SHIT. So, I'm sitting on the couch and mark is standing there. And joking I say "hey mark you wanna come dry hump me real quick?" and I spread my legs. He leans over and you hear a rip. He looked down and asked if it was me. I started cracking up and put my finger in his rip and said "nope, it's you". Good times.
I never have seen nessa so pissed in my life. That sucked. Aparantley some jack-ass-douche-bags stole her $30 bottle of vodka that she hadn't even touched! Lamesauce. But, nessa, bridgett and I got out mosh on a little bit with the hardcore boys. I fell and no one tried to help me up. I was like "dude where's my hands" as I reached up. but then people just fell on me and ended up really hurting my neck. Then dick fell and the show was over with him screamin in pain. He fucked up his knee pretty bad.
The strippers were hella late and dick was all in pain and ready to pass out. Hilarious though. Duck was "trashed" as he told me over and over again. He would come up behind me and bite my neck and say "wild drunken sex tonight! Woo! I'm stoked.... sorry babe, i'm so trashed" silly kid.
So, today dick told me that I am the worst person to have around when you're trying to get a lap dance cause I'm like a drill instuctor screaming out "c'mon man! Slap her ass! What was that? Slap her ass like you mean it."
Nessa was hella drunk and she was telling me how much she loved me. That was awesome. God damn she is like on the tippity-top of the fucking coolest people i've ever known and will ever know!
Anyway... good night all together but, i've been MIA for awhile now and I think duck thinks I'm in a bad mood and he hasn't even attempted to locate me so..... I'm not in a bad mood. Cept for I made him dinner than sat at the table with him and he just watched the simpsons the whole time. I was all offended. I know I'm not gonna get any support on this from you fuckers cause you're all gonna root for the godamn simpsons. I'm just saying....
Oh yeah. Today commences the first day of duck and I quitting smoking... as in well, we did smoke today. But, none tomorrow..
Love!