elf-witch of terrible power

Aug 16, 2007 08:43

I rolled over this morning to see my clock staring back at me with a look that clearly said "It's 7:40, idiot." To which I replied, "Crap." The alarm-is-set dot is on in the corner. I hit the alarm set button and the clock says "No, my alarm is still set to 5:40." So either I turned it off in my sleep or it was just decided not to ring this morning.

It's days like this I'm glad I live directly across the street from a Starbucks.

So as I'm walking to my car with my iced grande non-fat caramel macchiato, I see a blue post-it note on my driver's side window which reads:

AUTUMN CASH!

If you have an extra 8-12 hours per week and
desire to earn an extra $800 - $1000 a month,

Contact: GALADRIEL At: (414) 371-9015 EXT

Flexible Hours - No Experience Necessary - Will Train

Apparently I missed that part of Lord of the Rings

"I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel...

...and start a part-time telemarketing business..."

EDIT: I hereby encourage all of you to contact Galadriel and ask her about Lothlorien.
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