fitz: i'm just imagining you and i with our uchiwas up to our faces

[caspian]

sam: i love the idea of a fic where ueda and uchi have to hang out like this
sam: and like
sam: uchi starts being like, ueda is awesome!
fitz: i don't remember the first part being this great
sam: and ryo is like, ...
fitz: AS:LDAS:DLK
sam: and uchi is like, he is SO COOL
sam: and he like
sam: lends uchi some of his old gackt jewellery
fitz: bawling
sam: and uchi walks around staring at it, starryeyed and breathless
sam: and ryo is like FUCKING MOTHERFUCK
fitz: uchi starts being like, "i know everyone is sceptical about fairies but i think it's time we opened our eyes to what is really happening in the world."
sam: FUCK
sam: ryo goes to uchi's place and like
sam: sees all this kat-tun merchandise, ueda's face staring at him from around the room
sam: "i just think he's so cool!" uchi gushes, waving his hands and picking up his ueda fan.
sam: "and he's a REALLY NICE GUY, too!"
fitz: "KAKKOII, NE???" he'd say, shoving it in ryo's face.
sam: ryo would like, break it
sam: and uchi would get all teary
sam: then
sam: ryo would have to replace it
sam: and ueda would see him
sam: walking along
sam: with ueda merchandise
fitz: bawling
fitz: ryo would have to go up to ueda with one of the fans
fitz: "uchi wants your stinking autograph -.-"
sam: fuckk
sam: AND IT WOULD TURN OUT
sam: AND UCHI WAS JUST TRYING TO GET THEM TOGETHER
sam: HEHEHEHE
fitz: *_________*
fitz: uchi going to kat-tun trying to get them in on the plot
sam: ;KLFJASD
fitz: kame staring at him blankly
sam: JASDLKJFLSDKJF
fitz: jin getting really into the idea and being like, LET'S DO IT YEAH YEAH LET'S DO IT
fitz: and then not doing anything
sam: bawling
fitz: and being like ??? when uchi mentioned it again
sam: fuck
sam: adsgsdgsdgsdgsdg
sam: asdfsdfdsf
fitz: we write the best fics in the world
sam: I KNOW DUDE