Mar 18, 2007 00:00
fitz: anyway, back to my point about his hair
fitz: it's because of where the bangs hang
fitz: bawling
fitz: i've spent so much time thinking about this trying to figure out why he looks different
fitz: and it's seriously the hair
sam: you know what would be awesome
fitz: in tatta hitotsu in one ep he has his old hair and then there's a time jump, and he has the new hair
sam: if one day he just showed up in public wearing a fat suit
fitz: and his face looks so different
sam: when i become his friend i'm going to make him do it
fitz: BAWLING
sam: i'll be liek HEY KAME GREAT IDEA
sam: and he'll look at me and koki will laugh
sam: and i'll be like DO IT
fitz: he'd do it too
sam: and he'll be like, but... and look uncertain
sam: but we'll all pressure him
sam: and he'll do it
sam: and look awkward in public
sam: while we all chuckle
sam: then we'll ccasually like
sam: walk him past ryo
sam: god that day will be AWESOE
sam: M
sam: you'll be like, i love skinny kame, i love fat kame
sam: and he'll slowly smile
sam: and i'll softly start the first line of kizuna
fitz: hold on, dad called on skype
sam: and everyone will slowly join in one line at a time
sam: dying
sam: and we'll be standing in a line
sam: and the camera will slowly move down the line
sam: and focus for a moment on each of our faces
sam: and a spotlight will shine down on us one at a time
sam: and as it happens
sam: koki will like rap our names in the background of kizuna
sam: and then when it's finished showing all of us
sam: we'll join hands
sam: and we'll like step forward once together, as a group
sam: and news will be watching and they'll be like, i wish we had that kind of friendship
sam: and yamapi will step forward and take one of our free hands
sam: and be like, i want to join
sam: then the others will slowly step up as well
sam: and we'll all be standing there in a long line
sam: and then kizuna finishes
sam: and we start singing cherish
sam: and yamapi is like, i didn't know you guys knew this
sam: and fitz is like, of course we do, we love you yamapi
sam: and he ducks his head and grins
sam: and then when the camera comes back to us we're all in matching costumes
sam: and they have the first letter of our name on them
sam: and the letter is big and sparkly
sam: and ueda is like, i'm so glad you joined sam, you've made my life meaningful
sam: and i'm like, as if
sam: and he cuts me off and is like, no- you have. don't argue.
sam: and i just nod because i'm too happy to speak
sam: and then the two of us start wearing fairy wings all the time at our concerts
sam: and it's like, our "thing"
fitz: all our fantasies feature kizuna now
sam: I KNOW
sam: thundering footsteps
sam: then we go on tour in korea
sam: and we meet EVERYONE
sam: and we're all best friends instantly
sam: and johnny is like, fitz and sam i'm dying soon, please take over
sam: and fitz is like, we couldn't.
sam: and he's like, you've done more for je in this past month than i've done my whole life
sam: and we just bow our heads because we know it's true
sam: and we start coming up with all these awesome ideas for the juniors
aja: you are both insane
sam: YOU ARE
sam: jealous
aja: what i'm awesome
fitz: arashi come to me and apologise for being so ugly
sam: YEAH
fitz: "it's okay, it's okay " i say. "i forgave you for that a long time ago."
sam: i have a new one fitz
fitz: EXCITED
fitz: SHARE IT
sam: okay so you and i are sitting somewhere together
sam: and we're talking quietly
sam: and all of a sudden we hear this noise
sam: and you're like whats that
sam: and im like idk it sound really familiar though
sam: and we see this shape starting to appear
sam: and this blue box stands before us and the door opens and kame is standing there in a suit
sam: and hes like im the dr
sam: and were like dr what
sam: and hes like just the dr
sam: and were like oo
sam: and then he holds the door of the tardis open and hes like
aja: i have not gone
sam: get in girls
aja: silent
sam: and were like ok
sam: and we go inside
fitz: BAWLING
sam: and theres these big bedrooms with our names above the beds
aja: T.S. Eliot: the one where we fly to LA and convince jin to come back to KAT-TUN because kame still loves him
aja:
sam: and were like how did you know our names
aja: i love you both
sam: and hes like ive been watching you for a while
sam: and were like O_O
sam: and then
aja: i agree so strongly with your priorities
sam: hes like i have some people i want you to meet
sam: and he opens another door
aja:
sam: and all of kat tun except jin are standing there
fitz: my hands are quivering in the air in excitement
sam: and they are singing kizuna and holding out their hands
sam: and koki is like, where to, dr
sam: and kame is like, we're getting jin back.
sam: and he looks at the camera as he says it
aja:
sam: like the dr does when he says "have a fabulous life rose can you do that for me"
aja: i just got
aja: so excited
fitz: oh my god
aja:
sam: and we tense up but were SO EXCITED
sam: I KNOW AJA WE DO THIS LIKE EVERY DAY
sam: AND NEARLY CRY WITH EXCITED
aja:
sam: EXCITEMENT
sam: FJKLDSAFJ
fitz: we start off so mild
sam: and so
fitz: and then get
fitz: more and more and more and more insane
sam: kame sets the dials right
sam: and we go
sam: and we open the door
sam: and junno is like, this isnt right
aja: I WANT KAME TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA AND BE LIKE *POINTS* *KAMEWINK* "WE'RE BRINGING AKANISHI BACK "
sam: and kame is like, we've travelled too far in the future
aja:
aja: GOD
sam: and ueda looks out and is like, but jin is there
sam: and we see jin
sam: but he looks a bit older
sam: an he's standing there with a little blonde girl
sam: and we're like WHAT
aja:
fitz: BAWLING
sam: and kame's face looks like
sam: so sad
sam: BUT THEN
aja:
sam: WE SEE ANOTHER OLDER KAME
aja:
sam: WALKING TOWARDS JIN
aja:
sam: AND HE'S LIKE
aja:
sam: HOW IS OUR DAUGHTER
aja: OH MY GOD
sam: BROUGHT HER AN ICECREAM
aja: OH MY GOD
aja: OH MY GOD
sam: HERE U GO SWEETIE
aja: OUR
fitz: IT'S REALLY SAD THAT LIKE, OUR THOUGHT PATTERNS ARE SO SIMILAR NOW SAM
aja: DAUGHTER
aja: OUR DAUGHTER
sam: AND SHE'S LIKE THANKS PAPA KAME
sam: THANKS DADDY JIN
fitz: "DADDY JIN WAS TEACHING ME TO SING"
fitz: AND SHE STARTS TO SING
sam: and they're like no problem tiffany
fitz: KIZUNA
aja:
sam: and we look back at presnt day kame
sam: and he's smiling softly and a tear is going down his cheek
fitz: and it turns out we are her godmothers
sam: YES
sam: and we got them together like matchmakers
sam: and they are forever thankful
sam: and then later that night ueda and i are talking and he's like, you're really incredible sam you know that
sam: sorry, private fantasy
fitz: bawling
sam: same
fitz: our stupidly elaborate fantasies make me so happy
fitz: we are so bored
sam: and we bump our wrists together
fitz: bawling
sam: we're wearing
sam: best friend bracelets
sam: they clink softly
fitz: S:LDKFSL:KFDLslkdfsd:LKSDFL:KS
sam: his says "BEST FRIENDS"
sam: and mine says
sam: "FOREVER"
fitz: you lie awake at night in sleeping bags on the floor and he says, "i never knew real friendship until i met you."
sam: GOD HE SO DOES
sam: and i smile at him
sam: and hold my locket in my fist
sam: then i open it
sam: and look at our smiling faces
fitz: "you've brought me closer to my bandmates but... more than anything you've brought me closer to myself."
sam: one day ueda calls me outside and i'm kind of grumpy and i'm like WHAT
sam: and i go outside
sam: and he's spelled out my name with fireflies
fitz: oh my god
sam: i know T_T
aja: i'm like
sam: i start wearing gackt necklace
aja: picturing
aja: these glowing letters "T" "W" "P"
sam: no it's "SAM" and then a big love heart
sam: and all the fireflies and smiling
sam: are
sam: and one of them flies over to me
sam: and is like, he really loves you
sam: and i'm like, i know
sam: and i smile back
aja: omg
fitz: he grins his awkward little boy grin at you
sam: YES
sam: and he's like, "good?" in english
sam: and i'm like, "very good."
sam: we plays duets together on the piano
sam: and sing love in snow
fitz: i am just like
fitz: traumatised that we may never see our best friends
sam: SAME
fitz: our best friends kat-tun
fitz: almost 700 words
fitz: yeah
sam: need some help
sam: i have a good idea
fitz: it's sort of become not her and instead this composite figure of like
fitz: her and you and baby me
sam: OMG
sam: okay here's my idea
sam: we're sitting there one day in school or somethign and we hear this knock on the door
sam: and the teacher gets up and opens it
sam: and johnny is standing there holding the hand of a baby kame
sam: and the teacher is like
sam: hey guys we have an exchange student
sam: hey jessie hey sam look after him
sam: and we become best friends
sam: y/n
fitz: he barely speaks english so we communicate via crude sign language
sam: YES
fitz: to tell us he is happy he forms a heart with his fingers and presses it against his chest
sam: and we think he doesn't like us until one day he YES
fitz: his tiny chibi chest
sam: and like
sam: i laugh at his lunch and im like WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS GROSS
sam: and he starts crying
sam: and we're like
sam: so everyday we share our lunch
sam: pool it
fitz: he really likes the sandwiches your mum makes
sam: then um...
sam: his friend comes... ueda... and we share fairy bread with him
sam: OH MAN
sam: AT SWIMMING LESSONS
sam: TINY SKINNY KAME IN HIS BATHING SUIT
sam: ONE BIG BOY JEERS AT HIM
fitz: :SDLFKSD:LFK T_T
sam: AND CALLS HIM ANOREXIC
sam: AND HE STARTS CRYING
sam: AND JESSIE
sam: STANDS IN FRONT OF HIM
sam: HANDS ON HER HIPS
sam: AND MAKES THE BIG BOY CRY
sam: and then jessie and kame walk to the pool together holding hads
sam: hands
sam: OH MY GOD
sam: CHIBI YAMAPI
sam: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
fitz: CHIBI JIN
sam: IN HIS LITTLE PINK BATHERS
sam: FUCK
sam: CHIBI JIN
sam: T____________________T
fitz: T_____________________T
sam: anyway i hope i just helped.
fitz: after kame goes home, we continue to exchange letters for years
sam: OMG
fitz: as we grow up
sam:
sam: SHIT
sam: FJAKLSDJ FUCK
sam: I WANT THIS JFLKSD
fitz: when he's fourteen he starts to realise that he's different from other boys
fitz: it's us he turns to
sam: because he's gay or because he's an incredible celeb in the making
fitz: he knows we will support him
fitz: both