communication.

[casi_casi]

Title: Communication
Characters: Fernando Torres / Sergio Ramos, Pepe Reina, Álvaro Arbeloa, Cesc Fàbregas & Iker Casillas.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, sexual references.
Disclaimer: As much as I'd like to believe that Sergio Ramos browses LJ for gay porn, this piece is entirely fictional.
Notes: Based on a prompt by rizzyr at footie_exchange - Fernando is feeling a

Comments

[casi_casi]

Oh my gosh, your comments! I'm overwhelmed! Thank you so much for leaving such comprehensive feedback for me, you can't possibly know how much I appreciate it. ♥

can a phone be stuck on capslock?
and should the nerd that Fernando is, be able to fix that?
and surely Nando in all his gazillions, can afford to upgrade his internet cap!
that begs the question, how small is Fernando - or how big are his fingers? (the fingers I'm sure I've seen before....)
If I may doctor a quote from Captain Jack Sparrow, stop blowing holes in my fic!
Kidding. OK, I shall try to answer your questions and defend my fic. :)
I'm sure a phone can be stuck on capslock. Phones are stupid. (Yes, that is my well-thought-out response.) And I don't see Fernando as that much of a nerd, to be honest - well, no more than the rest of us. So I don't think that phone-fixing is necessarily in his repertoire. Yes, Fernando can obviously afford to upgrade his internet cap, but perhaps he just doesn't want to. Maybe he's the type who needs certain restrictions, or he'll end up stuck in front of his gay porn websites for all eternity. As for the finger thing, well, I imagined that the stillframe would simply be showing Sergio's face and general mouth region, rather than showing exactly what's in his mouth (or how big it is).

Phew. I'm not sure I was very convincing, but hey, it was worth a shot!

you caught me here, I seriously though our Nando was yelling at Sergio
Ha, when I was writing it, I was imagining him yelling as well. Perhaps the capslock thing was just an excuse to let out his rage.

Ah, finally, there is some sense in this fic!
Ah, surely not? D: I guess Cesc tried to be sensible, but Fernando wasn't really in the mood...

But yes. I'm so glad you enjoyed the fic! Especially after that horrendous match. *shudders* Thanks so much for your compliments - you're very kind. I'm just delighted that you (and others) liked this!

I love your crack!fics, please don't stop
Thank you! And I don't plan to stop - it just depends on whether or not any more crack pops into my head. :)

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AHhahaha, sorry! I wasn't trying to "blow holes in your fic"...more just you know, this is what I was thinking when reading it! =D

Phones can be stupid indeed. My phone decided it won't ring even when I've set the alarm. All amount of turning on tones/switching profiles etc wouldn't make the alarm actually make noise until I turned it off and on again. Hey Presto, it works. *weird*

Ah I see, not having enough self control hence not upgrading his internet usage...well, then, he is in fact, having self control...if that makes sense? But I get your meaning. =P

Ah...I love it when you write about the Spanish NT! And Cesc. (guilty little soft spot for Cesc...shhhhh) and Iker's portrayal is gold. I love it. =D

[casi_casi]

Hahaha, no worries! I think it's funny. :)

Hmm, that's weird about your phone. My phone decides not to show me certain messages and sometimes won't let me put it on capslock! :P

well, then, he is in fact, having self control
Again with the blowing of holes in my fic! :D

I'd love to write some more Spain NT stuff, they're such a lovely bunch. They all seem to have such vibrant personalities. And I have a guilty soft spot for Cesc too - I've tried not to love him, but he just silently demands adoration.