how about an update?
How bout that hmmm? Without caitlin around i don't know how to do anything cool with my lj sooo i will tell a few jokes.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted
Two blonds walk into a bar.......... you would think one of them would have noticed.
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
and now here is your deep thinking question of the day:
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted
Two blonds walk into a bar.......... you would think one of them would have noticed.
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
and now here is your deep thinking question of the day:
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?