Some of these, I won't argue with. Her husband might. But a couple of them are way off.

I start my new job on Monday. It's called Nth Works, and the title of my position is "paint line rack hanger." Basically what the place does is make loads of different metal parts for machines, mostly stuff for GE. My job will be to organize parts and get them ready to be painted. Once they're prepped, they're hung on a rack, hence the job title ( Read more... )

KY state law defines shoplifting as "concealment of an item on your person on the premises of a mercantile establishment, doing so proving intent to deprive said mercantile establishment of that item without paying its purchase price ( Read more... )

Thursday night I was at work, as usual. The day before I had gone to Peddler’s Mall with Allen and purchased a couple books. The second novel in Stephen King’s Dark Tower series and a collection of three Agatha Christie mysteries. I mentioned to Allen the idea of reading these books outside in an attempt to get my pasty ass some sun. I’d like to ( Read more... )

"The Lord was looking over us."

TEMPLE HILL, Ky. -- Penni Slayton, who is seven months pregnant, curled into a ball to protect her belly and held on for her life as the tornado warning siren was drowned out by a swirling cloud of wind, rain ( Read more... )

2005

a.k.a The Year In Which Way Too Damn Many Cool People Died

listed in chronological order

Will Eisner (legendary comic writer/artist)
Johnny Carson
Arthur Miller
Hunter S. Thompson (one of my personal heroes, aside from Cookie Monster)
John DeLorean (the man who designed the DeLorean, thus making time travel possible)Johnnie Cochran ( Read more... )

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Happy birthday, mixedupchick03! When I'm watching episodes of Star Trek: TNG on my TiVo, I'll be thinking of you. Wait a minute, I already do that anyway. Oh well.

"Open a music player. go to your library of all songs. hit shuffle. find photos of the first 10 artists/bands that come up. have people guess who the artists/bands are."

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I haven't eaten anything today. At all. My last meal was around midnight yesterday. I wasn't hungry at all this morning, I crashed on the couch at about 4PM and just woke up three or so hours ago...still not hungry. I think I'll go eat something just to eat something.