Keeping it Classy in 2010
Dear world,
I have a bunch of New Year's resolutions for you. This last decade sucked balls, and I know of a ton of individuals and institutions who need to clean up their act a little bit. As for me, I think I'm pretty perfect the way I am, so I only made one resolution, and that is to continue to keep it classy in 2010. Keeping it classy entails:
-Leaving lipstick stains on my coffee lid.
-Considering see-through tights acceptable pants in my own living space.
-Eating maraschino cherries out of the jar.
-Doing my makeup at work in the mirror at the jewelry counter.
-Carting my research books to the library and back in a Magic Hat beer box ('cause I'm getting krunk on knowledge).
-Speaking Spanish with a serious European lisp.
-Wearing hiking boots with stockings and a dress (because it's snowing, dammit).
-Checking Deceiver.com and FML before I check the news.
-Explaining burlesque, polyamoury and Wicca to schocked monotheists.
-Going about my business in curlers the day before a fancy night.
If anyone wants to register any complaints with me, you can do so in the comments section, but I probably won't listen to them.
<3 xoxo Moi.