i have nothing else to update about

[caruana]

last night i got locked into my bedroom. my doorknob was loose for some reason and my door wouldn't open. it wouldn't have mattered but i really had to pee and i started freaking out. i was online when it happened and nobody had any good advice they all just laughed at me, i think everyone thought i wasn't serious but it was one of the scariest

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[ex_nicole_ri753]

this is probably the best thing you have ever wrote

[caruana]

from now on i will just update about how stupid i am

[ex_nicole_ri753]

no that's not why the imagery was really good...i could see the salt on the floor

[caruana]

could you feel my urge to pee?

[elisha_cuthbert]

HAHAHA I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO

[caruana]

you were the one person who would have known what to do and you were away

[chris_carrabba]

haha dreamysigh vinnie, you are so smart. even if it takes a little bit to engage your brain. ;)

[caruana]

CHRIS CARRABBA with lots of hearts after it because those don't show up anymore on comments

[petra_nemcova]

screaming for help was good advice! i like that song a lot.

[caruana]

i couldn't wake anyone up

[kyle_carlson]

lmfao, i have nothing to say but how absolutely hot you are.