THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
haha... ok, so this kid that i went to highschool with posted this as a bulletin on myspace... and it is so incredibly true that i was literally laughing out loud.
so i had to share this on here. this is a list of all things that are true if you went to/go to decatur central high school:
uknow u go to decatur when.......
Body:
1. You fantasize about Coach Schulte...
2. The volleyball coach changes every year and to be a coach you dont necessarily have to ever play the sport...
3. The volleyball coach/ESL teacher gets fired for taking a student to a party... and she flirted with the boys in your class.
4. The ICP boys were supposed to fight the rest of the school...
5. You party with a relative... cousin.. brother... sister...
6. You've messed around with or you know someone who has messed around with a certain boy.
7. You can drink at school... and never get caught.
8. You come to school high.. and never get caught.
9. You know who terry lee is... and he scares you.
10. Justin Stahl is at the top of your hit list.
11. You can come to school and bring your little sister and the next day people are talking about how you brought your DAUGHTER to school...
12. New RUMORS get started everyday...
13. People walk up to you and say "i heard you were gonna fight so and so... so we set it up.. here and here.. and this is when..." and you didnt even know you and the other person had beef.
14. The entire Choir smokes... and the teacher knows.
15. You know who Miss Icie is.. and you probably behave better in her house than you do at your house.
16. Half of the cheerleading squad gets kicked off every year for drinking.
17. You watch kids get walked out in cuffs and sat in the patty wagon while you're in gov't or speech... or anything that face the windows of the front of the school.
18. You know who angie is... and you are scared of the auditorium because of her.
19. If you dont smoke.. you're the minority.
20. YOU LOVE mr. whitfield...
21. Mrs. Duzenberry and her "girlfriend" freak you out.
22. You know about Mrs. Tooley's life as if you freakin LIVE with her....
23. You have ever FREAKED out and ran to Mrs. Gath for help.
24. Coach Kavanaugh has ever told you "get under a bar..." or said.. "thats baby weight son"
25. You've HEARD of PLC monday... but you have never been.
26. You DONT have a parking permit... and are under risk of having your car towed.
27. You walk by the bathroom and smell the smokers.
28. Mrs. Evans freaks you out. old bird looking woman.
29. You fear drinking the water... lest you become pregnant ... like OVER HALF OF THE SCHOOL.
30. You walk in the halls and EVERY BAND kid in the school is making out with someone...
31. You get smooshed walking through the main hall going towards physics or the spanish halls... EVERYDAY.
32. When half the girls on the swim team are on it because of Mr.Burger.
33. If you catch/hear of someone having SEX in the auditorium.
34. If the choir director is whiney and looks like a leprechaun/child.
35. The school starts a petition for the Goldenaires to sing the song FRUITCAKE.
36. You have already graduated and you hear rumors about dating someone still in high school even though you don't even live around there anymore.
37. if you hear that Daniel Hinton boy can fight... Dont mess with him
38. If you hated Mrs. Miller when she worked in the building but when she is gone you want her back because the new director is a crazy leprechaun
39. When you are in standing in first period waitin to see when the lady over the speaker is going to finish the Pledge
40. When you fall asleep in class and you walk around the rest of the day with the LITTLE red circle on your forehead.. yeah you know you do.
41. You've see your best friend's name written on the bathroom wall right next to an obscenity or swastika.
42. You're on a first name basis with Ron the electrician.
43. You've ever gotten an angry stare from the mullet-headed janitor.
44. The term Bitch is a compliment to ANYONE!
45. Man whores are on more demand than gentlemen.
46. Every girl in the school secretly has a crush on a boy named Corbin.
47. you go to school on monday, and are bestfriends with one person, but by friday, you hate that person, and wish they would fucking die. :]
48. your friend stabs you in the back and talks shit then trys to deny it
49. You hear the word Morbid, and Nate Hood comes to mind...
50.You have to look 360degrees around you before you say the word Black. even if you arent even making a racial slurr.
51.When you're in love with cody combs without ever talking to him.
52.When you can fight in the locker room and not get in trouble as long as youre on the football team.
53.When youve had pizza 180 days in a row for lunch
54.When you know the librarian as "the lady with the chili bowl"
55.when the clothes you wear to school decide who you're allowed to talk to.
56. When everyone knows you because of your twin sister and her sex partners.
57. When you've discovered your geometry teacher did LSD.
58. When your Spanish teacher has caught kids drunk but gave them extra credit for going to the school play anyways.
59. When we get out of school because of a power outage.
60. The ceilings leak everywhere on rainy days.
61. When you find a bullet case in the stair well.
62. When there are exploded paint balls everywhere.
63. You have to run to lunch otherwise you wont be eating.
64. You see two or three people kicking the same vending machine.
65. the computer shut off for no apparent reason.
66. you sit in gum every other day.
67. the pool overflows more than once a year.
68. Fights are taped on phones.
69. Teachers keep food/makeup/lotion/ etc. in there cabinets.
70. When you fanticise about putting chewing tobacco in Mrs. Gegners coffee.
71. the most interesting thing in mr bergs class is the fact that he can touch the ceiling
72. you can break into lockers simply by pulling pretty hard.
73. Everytime you turn around, there's at least one chick with a fake Louis Vuitton purse.
74.when the english speaking part of the school is a minority
75.when the hispanic kids get you pissed off when they dont speak english (except jon hernandez)
76.When u get suspended for askin Angie for her green card
77.When Tyler hurt has the balls to say shit to anybody after gettin his ass kicked by Eric Riddle
78.Where u can do a play about a crackhouse and crack dealers and are told u did a nice job.
79.they have to hold detentions in tha cafeteria because there is not enough room in tha biggest classroom there.
80. The counselors tell you basically you're too fat to take two gym classes.
81. When the lunch lady charges you extra because you have 2 packets of ketchup.
82. You find a piece of gray hair in your food every other day.
83. By the time you get to the middle of 6th period you're feeling what you ate for lunch come up.
84. You know at least 50 Ambers and Brittanys.
85. You run down the 300 && 500 hallway just to get around people.
86. Bitches stop in the middle of the hallway.
87. Your substitute teacher for a semester brings his lacrosse gear in. . .just to sit on his desk.
88. The teacher in readjusts himself in front of everyone like its no big deal.
89. You can talk about getting drunk in front of teachers and they act like its perfectly normal.
90. Everyone has an Angie story.
91. You have gotten bitched out by the dirty janitors.
92. when you hear the name Dustin and 4 of you turn to look at the teacher even when they say ur last name (combs)
93. when teachers talk about sex with their students like its nothing
94. Everyone has an Angie story.
95. You have gotten bitched out by the dirty janitors.
96. when you hear the name Dustin and 4 of you turn to look at the teacher even when they say ur last name (combs)
96. when teachers talk about sex with their students like its nothing
97.Everyoneknow Mrs. Anderson is racist & likes to get white kids in trouble
98. There is always a fight at Dairy Queen after school but nothing ever goes down
99. The front bathroom gets caught on fire 2 years in a row
100. There are so many ghetto kids that think their hard but u can bitch the hell out of them
101. You hear about fressman friday but nothing hapens
102. Everyone likes to talk shit
103. Everyone is scared of Jon C
104. when you say "Im hungry" to your friend in the hallway on the way to lunch and then outta left field comes a 7 foot retard about to smash your face in.
105. You have ever heard Mrs. Taylor say, "press your top lip against ur bottom lip, and squeeze!" to tell you to be quiet.
106. Everyone is afraid to walk around barefooted because they're afraid they might get gonehria or scabies off the floor, but they do it anyways.
107. The Biology Class tests the water fountains and they come back positive for herpes.
108. You know who "dirty Dee" is, and you constantly ask him where his suspenders are.
109. When substitue teachers give you assignments, you collect them all, pass them back, and that makes everything okay.
110. Your freshman english teacher reads the sports sections and horoscopes instead of teaching you anything.
111. If you lick the floor, you'll die instantly.
112. The ratio of virgins to non-virgins is 784 to 2.
113. The talent show is segregated.
114. Everyone is convinced that it's okay to go to a school full of Asbestos.
115. It's next to impossible to go one day without the server being down.
116. Every morning the lady on the speaker tells us to "DO THE RIGHT THING TODAY!"
117. You know theres a hall way freeze coming because all of the teachers yell "BRRRRRRRRRR. Its Getting COLD!!!"
118. We don't go on "christmas break", but instead "Winter recess"
119. Talitha Anderson tells you "you're destined to a life of working at McDonalds...and maybe one day...you'll get to be a manager" Just because you're white and shes racist.
120. you get a referral for calling a teacher dirty d!
121. Just because your funny you can be tardy
122. Mr. whitfield doesnt give you a referal or fine for smoking on school grounds becuase your a senior
123. When 98 percent of your senior class are either pot heads or alchoholics
124. Kelsey mckernin is a coke whore
125. Jasmine Harris has fucked half the senior class
126. Drama is full of drama
127. Lunch is as much as a gallon of gas.
128. When the ld students are more known than you
129. Its warmer in the winter outside than inside
130. Cigarettes are used as currnecy
131. Teachers and students hold really good relations
132. Everyone has fucked someone
133. If your play a sport you can survive high school
134. You spend lunch money more on drugs than lunch
135. Your number one in teen pregnancy
136. Mrs. Wilson cracks you up even when shes being serious
137. Students have to pay to park and it aint free yo( zach)
138. You get the nick name sauceman( zach)
139. Ms. Temco doesn't get fired for having sex with tommy Fansler.
140. When Mr. Hoffer tells other teachers he is the "power authority" of a study hall.
141. When Christmas choir plays are cancelled.
142. When we have charity drives and yet nobody donates.
143. The only thing people bring in for the needy is SPAM.
144. You see Ms. Timko at a concert drinking a Coors Light.
145. when your government teacher used to be a pothead/hippie and gets his house brokin into 11 times.
146. You start random shit like this.
147. When You got half the teachers on a first name basis(dusty calls teachers by first name all the time)
148. TJ Whittey cusses as much as you do.
149. when pot is a thing in the past, and acid, coke, crack and meth is the thing to do.
150. When your younger sibling gets drunk more than you do.
151. When you have not had a sober weekend all year.(dusty)
152. When all of the black people feel superior to the white people.
153. About 90% of the school will talk shit about one of their best friends behind their backs
154. where the staff tells a student that another staff member is full of shit.
155. Even a janitor can write you a referral
156. Teachers attend a meating on monday morning, but the heads of the schools dont go, but talk to the students instead.
157. They have to hire more substatute teachers just to monitor the cafeteria in the mornings.
158. when everyone knows who 'dusty' is.
159. when there are more then 3 kids with courtney as there last name.
160. when u see kids in the hallway trying to act/ dress different, but they all look the same.
161. When you look at Mr. Noren and the first thing that pops into your head is an Amish man.
162. When everyone even the teachers are talking about something someone started on myspace and it ticked half of them off
163. you ask to see your counselor but never even get called to her office
164. the choir director makes you stay late after the bell for no apparent reason.
165. the cafeteria on half-days is a battle of life and death because the LUNCH LADIES decide they only need one line open for the entire school.
167. The WPE has won more state championships than all the other athletics combined.
168. when you have heard peoples fantasy about Julie Coleman lol
169. You speak in hushed tones about Ms. Wiggins.
170. All the girls wearing classic rock t-shirts think that Pink Floyd is one person, The Rolling Stones are a problem on mountains, and AC DC is something on a vaccuum.
171. The person chosen to teach an AP course has no idea what she's doing.
172. There is a kid named Jesus
173. Fat kids with chilly bowl haircuts are referred to as Andy Milonakis
174. You have been verbally raped by Lord Tyler
175. Duck tape is used to fix broken windows and bleachers
176. jesika reynolds thinks she balck when really some should tell her BABY PHAT in NOT for her BABY FAT!
178.theres a fight at prom about child support ( ashley and david)
179.the decatur enrichment is all icp fans and moms yet they have better scores then the high school.
180.you've duzenberry at a toy shop and i don't mean toys r us...
181.the teachers and school bord have meetings about how high the pregancy rate is .... then romer gets knocked up and there throwing her a baby shower.
182. The school is more worried about what you do outside of school then what you do IN school!
183. When you have more friends from other schools.
184. When you can tell Momma D that instead of doing work your going to play cards and she cant do anything about. (Trust me, it works!)
185. When a guy like Mr. Descans is a role model to more than 3/4 of the school
so i had to share this on here. this is a list of all things that are true if you went to/go to decatur central high school:
uknow u go to decatur when.......
Body:
1. You fantasize about Coach Schulte...
2. The volleyball coach changes every year and to be a coach you dont necessarily have to ever play the sport...
3. The volleyball coach/ESL teacher gets fired for taking a student to a party... and she flirted with the boys in your class.
4. The ICP boys were supposed to fight the rest of the school...
5. You party with a relative... cousin.. brother... sister...
6. You've messed around with or you know someone who has messed around with a certain boy.
7. You can drink at school... and never get caught.
8. You come to school high.. and never get caught.
9. You know who terry lee is... and he scares you.
10. Justin Stahl is at the top of your hit list.
11. You can come to school and bring your little sister and the next day people are talking about how you brought your DAUGHTER to school...
12. New RUMORS get started everyday...
13. People walk up to you and say "i heard you were gonna fight so and so... so we set it up.. here and here.. and this is when..." and you didnt even know you and the other person had beef.
14. The entire Choir smokes... and the teacher knows.
15. You know who Miss Icie is.. and you probably behave better in her house than you do at your house.
16. Half of the cheerleading squad gets kicked off every year for drinking.
17. You watch kids get walked out in cuffs and sat in the patty wagon while you're in gov't or speech... or anything that face the windows of the front of the school.
18. You know who angie is... and you are scared of the auditorium because of her.
19. If you dont smoke.. you're the minority.
20. YOU LOVE mr. whitfield...
21. Mrs. Duzenberry and her "girlfriend" freak you out.
22. You know about Mrs. Tooley's life as if you freakin LIVE with her....
23. You have ever FREAKED out and ran to Mrs. Gath for help.
24. Coach Kavanaugh has ever told you "get under a bar..." or said.. "thats baby weight son"
25. You've HEARD of PLC monday... but you have never been.
26. You DONT have a parking permit... and are under risk of having your car towed.
27. You walk by the bathroom and smell the smokers.
28. Mrs. Evans freaks you out. old bird looking woman.
29. You fear drinking the water... lest you become pregnant ... like OVER HALF OF THE SCHOOL.
30. You walk in the halls and EVERY BAND kid in the school is making out with someone...
31. You get smooshed walking through the main hall going towards physics or the spanish halls... EVERYDAY.
32. When half the girls on the swim team are on it because of Mr.Burger.
33. If you catch/hear of someone having SEX in the auditorium.
34. If the choir director is whiney and looks like a leprechaun/child.
35. The school starts a petition for the Goldenaires to sing the song FRUITCAKE.
36. You have already graduated and you hear rumors about dating someone still in high school even though you don't even live around there anymore.
37. if you hear that Daniel Hinton boy can fight... Dont mess with him
38. If you hated Mrs. Miller when she worked in the building but when she is gone you want her back because the new director is a crazy leprechaun
39. When you are in standing in first period waitin to see when the lady over the speaker is going to finish the Pledge
40. When you fall asleep in class and you walk around the rest of the day with the LITTLE red circle on your forehead.. yeah you know you do.
41. You've see your best friend's name written on the bathroom wall right next to an obscenity or swastika.
42. You're on a first name basis with Ron the electrician.
43. You've ever gotten an angry stare from the mullet-headed janitor.
44. The term Bitch is a compliment to ANYONE!
45. Man whores are on more demand than gentlemen.
46. Every girl in the school secretly has a crush on a boy named Corbin.
47. you go to school on monday, and are bestfriends with one person, but by friday, you hate that person, and wish they would fucking die. :]
48. your friend stabs you in the back and talks shit then trys to deny it
49. You hear the word Morbid, and Nate Hood comes to mind...
50.You have to look 360degrees around you before you say the word Black. even if you arent even making a racial slurr.
51.When you're in love with cody combs without ever talking to him.
52.When you can fight in the locker room and not get in trouble as long as youre on the football team.
53.When youve had pizza 180 days in a row for lunch
54.When you know the librarian as "the lady with the chili bowl"
55.when the clothes you wear to school decide who you're allowed to talk to.
56. When everyone knows you because of your twin sister and her sex partners.
57. When you've discovered your geometry teacher did LSD.
58. When your Spanish teacher has caught kids drunk but gave them extra credit for going to the school play anyways.
59. When we get out of school because of a power outage.
60. The ceilings leak everywhere on rainy days.
61. When you find a bullet case in the stair well.
62. When there are exploded paint balls everywhere.
63. You have to run to lunch otherwise you wont be eating.
64. You see two or three people kicking the same vending machine.
65. the computer shut off for no apparent reason.
66. you sit in gum every other day.
67. the pool overflows more than once a year.
68. Fights are taped on phones.
69. Teachers keep food/makeup/lotion/ etc. in there cabinets.
70. When you fanticise about putting chewing tobacco in Mrs. Gegners coffee.
71. the most interesting thing in mr bergs class is the fact that he can touch the ceiling
72. you can break into lockers simply by pulling pretty hard.
73. Everytime you turn around, there's at least one chick with a fake Louis Vuitton purse.
74.when the english speaking part of the school is a minority
75.when the hispanic kids get you pissed off when they dont speak english (except jon hernandez)
76.When u get suspended for askin Angie for her green card
77.When Tyler hurt has the balls to say shit to anybody after gettin his ass kicked by Eric Riddle
78.Where u can do a play about a crackhouse and crack dealers and are told u did a nice job.
79.they have to hold detentions in tha cafeteria because there is not enough room in tha biggest classroom there.
80. The counselors tell you basically you're too fat to take two gym classes.
81. When the lunch lady charges you extra because you have 2 packets of ketchup.
82. You find a piece of gray hair in your food every other day.
83. By the time you get to the middle of 6th period you're feeling what you ate for lunch come up.
84. You know at least 50 Ambers and Brittanys.
85. You run down the 300 && 500 hallway just to get around people.
86. Bitches stop in the middle of the hallway.
87. Your substitute teacher for a semester brings his lacrosse gear in. . .just to sit on his desk.
88. The teacher in readjusts himself in front of everyone like its no big deal.
89. You can talk about getting drunk in front of teachers and they act like its perfectly normal.
90. Everyone has an Angie story.
91. You have gotten bitched out by the dirty janitors.
92. when you hear the name Dustin and 4 of you turn to look at the teacher even when they say ur last name (combs)
93. when teachers talk about sex with their students like its nothing
94. Everyone has an Angie story.
95. You have gotten bitched out by the dirty janitors.
96. when you hear the name Dustin and 4 of you turn to look at the teacher even when they say ur last name (combs)
96. when teachers talk about sex with their students like its nothing
97.Everyoneknow Mrs. Anderson is racist & likes to get white kids in trouble
98. There is always a fight at Dairy Queen after school but nothing ever goes down
99. The front bathroom gets caught on fire 2 years in a row
100. There are so many ghetto kids that think their hard but u can bitch the hell out of them
101. You hear about fressman friday but nothing hapens
102. Everyone likes to talk shit
103. Everyone is scared of Jon C
104. when you say "Im hungry" to your friend in the hallway on the way to lunch and then outta left field comes a 7 foot retard about to smash your face in.
105. You have ever heard Mrs. Taylor say, "press your top lip against ur bottom lip, and squeeze!" to tell you to be quiet.
106. Everyone is afraid to walk around barefooted because they're afraid they might get gonehria or scabies off the floor, but they do it anyways.
107. The Biology Class tests the water fountains and they come back positive for herpes.
108. You know who "dirty Dee" is, and you constantly ask him where his suspenders are.
109. When substitue teachers give you assignments, you collect them all, pass them back, and that makes everything okay.
110. Your freshman english teacher reads the sports sections and horoscopes instead of teaching you anything.
111. If you lick the floor, you'll die instantly.
112. The ratio of virgins to non-virgins is 784 to 2.
113. The talent show is segregated.
114. Everyone is convinced that it's okay to go to a school full of Asbestos.
115. It's next to impossible to go one day without the server being down.
116. Every morning the lady on the speaker tells us to "DO THE RIGHT THING TODAY!"
117. You know theres a hall way freeze coming because all of the teachers yell "BRRRRRRRRRR. Its Getting COLD!!!"
118. We don't go on "christmas break", but instead "Winter recess"
119. Talitha Anderson tells you "you're destined to a life of working at McDonalds...and maybe one day...you'll get to be a manager" Just because you're white and shes racist.
120. you get a referral for calling a teacher dirty d!
121. Just because your funny you can be tardy
122. Mr. whitfield doesnt give you a referal or fine for smoking on school grounds becuase your a senior
123. When 98 percent of your senior class are either pot heads or alchoholics
124. Kelsey mckernin is a coke whore
125. Jasmine Harris has fucked half the senior class
126. Drama is full of drama
127. Lunch is as much as a gallon of gas.
128. When the ld students are more known than you
129. Its warmer in the winter outside than inside
130. Cigarettes are used as currnecy
131. Teachers and students hold really good relations
132. Everyone has fucked someone
133. If your play a sport you can survive high school
134. You spend lunch money more on drugs than lunch
135. Your number one in teen pregnancy
136. Mrs. Wilson cracks you up even when shes being serious
137. Students have to pay to park and it aint free yo( zach)
138. You get the nick name sauceman( zach)
139. Ms. Temco doesn't get fired for having sex with tommy Fansler.
140. When Mr. Hoffer tells other teachers he is the "power authority" of a study hall.
141. When Christmas choir plays are cancelled.
142. When we have charity drives and yet nobody donates.
143. The only thing people bring in for the needy is SPAM.
144. You see Ms. Timko at a concert drinking a Coors Light.
145. when your government teacher used to be a pothead/hippie and gets his house brokin into 11 times.
146. You start random shit like this.
147. When You got half the teachers on a first name basis(dusty calls teachers by first name all the time)
148. TJ Whittey cusses as much as you do.
149. when pot is a thing in the past, and acid, coke, crack and meth is the thing to do.
150. When your younger sibling gets drunk more than you do.
151. When you have not had a sober weekend all year.(dusty)
152. When all of the black people feel superior to the white people.
153. About 90% of the school will talk shit about one of their best friends behind their backs
154. where the staff tells a student that another staff member is full of shit.
155. Even a janitor can write you a referral
156. Teachers attend a meating on monday morning, but the heads of the schools dont go, but talk to the students instead.
157. They have to hire more substatute teachers just to monitor the cafeteria in the mornings.
158. when everyone knows who 'dusty' is.
159. when there are more then 3 kids with courtney as there last name.
160. when u see kids in the hallway trying to act/ dress different, but they all look the same.
161. When you look at Mr. Noren and the first thing that pops into your head is an Amish man.
162. When everyone even the teachers are talking about something someone started on myspace and it ticked half of them off
163. you ask to see your counselor but never even get called to her office
164. the choir director makes you stay late after the bell for no apparent reason.
165. the cafeteria on half-days is a battle of life and death because the LUNCH LADIES decide they only need one line open for the entire school.
167. The WPE has won more state championships than all the other athletics combined.
168. when you have heard peoples fantasy about Julie Coleman lol
169. You speak in hushed tones about Ms. Wiggins.
170. All the girls wearing classic rock t-shirts think that Pink Floyd is one person, The Rolling Stones are a problem on mountains, and AC DC is something on a vaccuum.
171. The person chosen to teach an AP course has no idea what she's doing.
172. There is a kid named Jesus
173. Fat kids with chilly bowl haircuts are referred to as Andy Milonakis
174. You have been verbally raped by Lord Tyler
175. Duck tape is used to fix broken windows and bleachers
176. jesika reynolds thinks she balck when really some should tell her BABY PHAT in NOT for her BABY FAT!
178.theres a fight at prom about child support ( ashley and david)
179.the decatur enrichment is all icp fans and moms yet they have better scores then the high school.
180.you've duzenberry at a toy shop and i don't mean toys r us...
181.the teachers and school bord have meetings about how high the pregancy rate is .... then romer gets knocked up and there throwing her a baby shower.
182. The school is more worried about what you do outside of school then what you do IN school!
183. When you have more friends from other schools.
184. When you can tell Momma D that instead of doing work your going to play cards and she cant do anything about. (Trust me, it works!)
185. When a guy like Mr. Descans is a role model to more than 3/4 of the school