Okay, so I was reading my daily news, as I always do, on cnn.com (and always followed by bbc.com!) and i stumbled upon
this article. Yes friends, a man in San-Fran bit off his wife's bottom lip because she called him a "short man." And the only thought that came to my mind, "How very Mike Tyson of him." I haven't decided if this makes me a bad person or not, but I'm going to go with, quite possibly, but I'm okay with that.
I love that CNN and BBC always have random, quirky stories on top of the "real" news. My goal in life is to never be in one of those quirky stories that I so adamantly make fun of. And yes, I know that I just ended that sentence with a preposition. Bite me. I long ago afforded myself the right to make up words and use the English language how I see fit since I have a degree in it and (most likely) know it better than most.
That, and I'm feelin' a little feisty today. :) I know, I know, who would've guessed?!
*kisses!*