Do you see what I did there?

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Ahhhh, friends. It's summertime. Almost. I live in Texas and it's hot. And school's almost out, and I keep my sunroof open all the time, so all that together equals summertime.

And summertime equals cool drinks.

Usually cool drinks equals gin and tonic or mojitos or daquiris.

Don't you love how I've gone all analytical and equation-oriented?

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★ I have a day ahead of doctor visits. I like these particular doctors as people, but still. I'd rather be tied up, gagged and dragged behind a truck on a gravel road than go ( Read more... )

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 Thank you Jane; Aidan the magnificent laptop got a spray of cafe au lait this morning.

Many of you know about my experiences with dolphins.  I'm not a fan.  Pehaps you remember.  It's a bit painful to talk about.  *snort*

Then my sweet and precious (and snarky, wicked and wonderful) friend 
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 So...  I saw people do this last year, and it looked interesting.

Instructions:  Go through your LJ history and copy the first sentence from the first post of each month.

It's kind of like a year in review.  I had forgotten completely about some things, and smiled reading others.So even if you don't post it, it's certainly a cool exercise...

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First of all...  I woke up today to NO COFFEE.  None.  Not 'my husband hadn't made any yet', but NONE ANYWHERE IN THE HOUSE.  The good news is, I don't think it can get any worse, so this is the crappiest I will feel all day, hopefully.

It is what it is.  I think, for its ilk, it'll be good.  But overtures make me sleepy.  I'm sure they're supposed ( Read more... )