[Intro: Max Black] Rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain
It's snowing on New York city, and it's a weekend early morning. She hasn't slept yet - it's one of those things where after a diner shift, she let Caroline pass out in her pink vagina, made cupcakes all night, watched the sun rise, then decided to take Chestnut out on a walk.
Nancy purred along her legs as she prepared out, and meowed Harro! Harro!, demanding catnip, and once she'd been fed, Max slipped out.
"I'm sorry I've been so busy," she tells the horse as they pad through the cold, frisk streets of Brooklyn.
"It's alright, Max, besides, you need to be busy to get me more carrots," she replies to herself, on Chestnut's behalf, in that tiny nasal voice any horse would love to have.
It goes on like this for a while - hipsters and hippies are out slobbering around. Some whistle at her. A homelessman makes a pass. Boobs are commented, and so is the horse.
Max likes to think it's a competition.
The walk over, she returns with Chestnut to the apartment and settles the horse in the backyard. She's so focused on putting the blanket over her four-legged friend that she doesn't notice the environment changing, until Chestnut shrugs the blanket off.
And then she looks up, and let out a legen... wait for it.....
... dary big WHAT.
As it turns out, she and Chestnut are in the mansion stables.
Name: Max Black
Fandom: 2 Broke Girls
Media:Television sitcom
Typist: Wil
Other relevant info: Cut is fuzzy because I haven't decided on it, but it's likely she just started pastry school (so she'd be up to date and current). She's in the stables, with the horse, but not with Nancy (she'll be missing her cat!)
The first commenter acts as a welcoming committee. All following interactions are deemed later in the day, when the character is settled.
Nancy purred along her legs as she prepared out, and meowed Harro! Harro!, demanding catnip, and once she'd been fed, Max slipped out.
"I'm sorry I've been so busy," she tells the horse as they pad through the cold, frisk streets of Brooklyn.
"It's alright, Max, besides, you need to be busy to get me more carrots," she replies to herself, on Chestnut's behalf, in that tiny nasal voice any horse would love to have.
It goes on like this for a while - hipsters and hippies are out slobbering around. Some whistle at her. A homelessman makes a pass. Boobs are commented, and so is the horse.
Max likes to think it's a competition.
The walk over, she returns with Chestnut to the apartment and settles the horse in the backyard. She's so focused on putting the blanket over her four-legged friend that she doesn't notice the environment changing, until Chestnut shrugs the blanket off.
And then she looks up, and let out a legen... wait for it.....
... dary big WHAT.
As it turns out, she and Chestnut are in the mansion stables.
Name: Max Black
Fandom: 2 Broke Girls
Media:Television sitcom
Typist: Wil
Other relevant info: Cut is fuzzy because I haven't decided on it, but it's likely she just started pastry school (so she'd be up to date and current). She's in the stables, with the horse, but not with Nancy (she'll be missing her cat!)
The first commenter acts as a welcoming committee. All following interactions are deemed later in the day, when the character is settled.