A fellow-Clarionite, bizarro author Carlton Mellick III has one of his Clarion West stories published at Vice Magazine
here or, if you're in the mood to listen, it's read out by the girl who (as everyone in the U.S. knows) tells you which register to use at Whole Foods over the PA
here When she pronounces 'ladies' as 'laydaaays', you've got to remember that this is how Carlton wrote it, and we loved it all so much we renamed our girls' bathroom the "Laydaays".
Ah memories of the critting table.