Today's request ficlet is solely for the entertainment of
duckduck, because really she is the only one who cares about this universe. Besides me, of course. Also, she's the only one who knows all the in-jokes I never bother to explain since I am not writing in any sort of linear fashion whatsoever. Fandom of two! Rules go out the window.
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This is so silly it doesn't even merit a title. Brett/Avery, Deadliest AU. 1243 words. )