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[carolinecrane]

Rejected! That is how I feel today, in pretty much every aspect of my life. But instead of talking about it, I will post this meme, which I stole from goldatamera:

Name three or so fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of (at least) one of them.While I am here, I want to wish a very happy birthday to

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[rabidfan]

::concernedeyesonyou:: don't want to talk? we have ways of making you talk!

1. Grissom/Sara (feel your resistance to sharing weakening?)

2. Greg/Grissom (you're beginning to shake)

3. (here, Cheri goes in for the kill) Warrick/Caruso

Next time...just tell me all about it...then I won't need to use cruel, but still humane, techniques to get you to talk!

[carolinecrane]

For the record, I don't think either of these two characters are remotely slashable, but I wrote it anyway, just to prove you can't break me.
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"So...uh...thanks for the insider's tour," Warrick said as he shrugged into his shirt. The thank you was sincere; he was no stranger to the VIP rooms in Vegas, but Miami was a different story. Here he was just another face, so it was nice to have a tour guide to open the right doors.

Granted, the night had taken an unexpected turn, but after six of whatever that was he'd been drinking, this was the kind of thing that happened. And Caine was looking at him like this was Miami's version of hospitality, so Warrick decided just to roll with it. If Caine could roll with it, so could he.

"The pleasure was mine," Caine answered, still just standing there and kind of looking at him like he was expecting...something. Warrick wasn't sure what, but he had a feeling this guy was hell on suspects in the interrogation room

[rabidfan]

You are a strong woman. Writing slash for the unslashable...I was pretty sure I had you with that last one, 'cause there. is. no. way....

I am humbled. I bow to your greater ability to squeeg one out. I came up with the concept, but you, you wrote it. I need to go scrub my eyes now.

[carolinecrane]

It's true! I am pretty much unstoppable. (Though truth be told, Greg/Grissom would have been way harder for me. Sara/Grissom not quite so much, but I don't really mind them. I just think they're boring.) But giggling my way through this cheered me up some, so thank you for that.

[superslothic]

1) Heroes mpreg!fic. In which Ando's secret power is the ability to be knocked up with Hiro's babies!

2) The Forsaken (because I have to, come on)- Nick really does become a Forsaken. Sean joins him for the ride and together they lead a rampage across the US and most of Europe.

3)Kerr/Fehr porn involving slinkies (nah, I don't know where that one came from either...)

*Really wants #1 now. omg*

[superslothic]

Also?

Rejected! That is how I feel today, in pretty much every aspect of my life.

But not the internet! You're always welcome here. We love you! *hugsfromastranger* Feel better.

[carolinecrane]

Other people had normal powers. Well, as normal as superpowers could be, anyway. But flying and time travel and invisibility were all a lot cooler than...this.

Ando looked down at his bulging stomach and sighed for the thousandth time, reaching for the remote only to give up when he discovered that Hiro had left it just out of his grasp. He sniffled and blinked a few times, promising himself he was not going to cry about the fact that he couldn't change the channel. Though crying over the fact that he was eight months pregnant with some kind of superbaby -- that he was pretty sure he had a right to cry about.

It wasn't that he didn't like kids. He did, and he'd always figured that he'd have some one day. He just hadn't expected to be the one to deliver them. And he definitely hadn't expected his kid to be Hiro's

[superslothic]

Hehe. Awesome. That totally made my day. ^_^

[predictivememo]

1. Speed/Tyler Breakup :o
2. Charmed Fic :o:O

/flounders

3. Horatio/Speed

Don't feel rejected, we still lub you :D I give you boobies as an alternative to cake...

[carolinecrane]

I have actually written Charmed fic before! Sort of. I once wrote Xander/Spike with a side of Cole, which sort of counts. I've actually written Horatio/Speed as well, but only as a joke. It was pretty painful, though.

#1 might make me cry today, but you never know.

Boobies are better than cake because they're sugar-free. ::nods::

[predictivememo]

#1 might make me cry today, but you never know.

Personally, fic as therapy works for me every time...

[carolinecrane]

Breakup fic! Woo. It could be a lot better if I dedicated the time to writing the actual fic, but I'm at work, so this is what you get.
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"I'm saying I need more than this. I like you, Tim, and I want to be able to tell people."

"Look, you knew when we started this how it was going to be."

"I know. But that doesn't mean it can't change."Except that was exactly what it meant, because as soon as Tyler tried to change the rules, everything changed. Tim grew more and more distant, until eventually they just went back to being coworkers. It was weird and awkward and everything Tyler knew was going to happen, but he wasn't sorry he'd done it. He liked Tim -- more than liked him -- but he couldn't climb back into the closet for anyone. It just wasn't him, and he wanted Tim to want him for who he was

[cinderlily]

I really don't think there is anything I would want you to write that I would doubt that you would write, and I don't feel like torturing you so instead I will just say, um. Hi. :) And I'm sorry that you feel rejected, and I am feeling the same way too. So maybe, if we are rejected together it makes us a little less rejected, huh?

Also, is that a cover of Since U Been Gone?

[carolinecrane]

Psychosis is such a pain in the ass. I'm sorry that you suffer from the same miserable mood swings and insecurity that I do. I really, really am, because I know how painful it is. But at least we are in it together, yes.

It is a cover of Since U Been Gone, and lo, it is made of awesome. I am putting together a bunch of workout music for Tricia that I promised her, oh, a million years ago, and that's one of the songs on there. Remind me and I'll post it for you when I get home.

[writingpathways]

I love you!

[carolinecrane]

Thanks, I love you too. Sadly I have to report that my potential New England trip has been called on account of 'too damn expensive'. My sister was talking about going for my birthday, but it costs a fortune to do anything in July. Stupid summer travel season.

[writingpathways]

::hugs:: I'm sorry, but yeah money does tend to be an issue, and I totally understand. However, I have faith you'll get up here sometime, and/or I'll get to you again. lots of love!