I love Alexa so much.

[carnilia]

[insert here the part of the conversation where I explain that I will totally cancel other plans to see her because I have missed her and that it is not a problem at all, and she hems and haws and feels bad like she is a burden, and I basically strongarm her into believing that she is not a burden]
Audra: so should i come get you after work?
Alexa: Okay
Audra: there will be a little less traffic, it will be 4pm
Alexa: i can give you some gas money
Audra: yay!
Audra: that will be helpful
Alexa: if you want to wait til tomorrow, or have nathan come tomorrow, that would be okay though.
Audra: >:| >:| WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Alexa: DON'T MAKE ME TAKE IT OUT INTO THE STREET AUDRA
Audra: I WILL
Alexa: I CAN DISH IT
Audra: BUT CAN YOU TAKE IT
Alexa: SOMETIMES I DID TANK A RAID BOSS BUT WHEN THEY GANGBANG ME I GO DOWN LIKE A TWO BIT WHORE
Audra: ...
Alexa: I don't even know if I used the slang right
Audra: i have no idea what that means
Audra: but i want to post it on the internet