I have come up with the single most terrifyingly logical crossover idea ever to have an audience of exactly Me:

Profit/Damages. Patty Hewes has a vested interest in suing the collective pants off G&G. Jim Profit has a vested interest in not letting that happen. Ellen is so his type, it's terrifying. Bobbi just wants a damn drink ( Read more... )

Good CHRIST, this show is EPIC. I had forgotten.

... and is also probably single-handedly responsible for a certain favorite character type of mine. You know the one. The one who really only wants to drive you to the verge of a psychotic break for your own good, funny little human, you'll be so much better afterwards. The one, basically, you could ( Read more... )

* Vid rec: Safe From Harm, by
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So apparently, I'm unbelievably lazy.
And I have a talent for writing (if I do say so myself) pretty damned good prompts for fandoms too obscure to get any attention.
Therefore.

Things That Almost Got Written For The Femslash Porn Battle, Pt. 1/?

Title: Action, Distraction
Fandom: Crossover, Profit/Firefly
Pairing: YoSaffBridge/Bobbi Stakowski (no, ( Read more... )

Oh, and I forgot what I'd been meaning to say -- there is Profit fic! Actual Profit fic! Another Blast of the Trumpet, by
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It's probably worth pointing out here that this is not an easy show to summarize, except by the word "canceled": it was an early David Greenwalt project (pre-Angel), about a soulless corporate raider who slept in a box, had sex with his stepmother (although never in the box), and occasionally killed people when they wouldn't go along with his ( Read more... )

... Okay. Remember the part where I admitted that I was completely out of my head, and needed serious therapy? And the part where I haven't been able to finish anything in I don't even want to think how long? Apparently, this is what I do when I'm feeling that way.

1. Transference 2. ( Read more... )

Oh. My. GAWD. Pilot to this = best hour and a half of television ever made. And the next one doesn't suck either. David Greenwalt, you are my god, and why must Netflix only ship three DVDs at once? (Of course, the real question: why must my family only allow me to pick one out of every three? And the real real question: why the fuck is there not ( Read more... )