OK kiddos, I'm off to Alexandria (
heathersharon, chill the martini glasses!), where the mosquitos require repellent, the housing is described as "rustic" and the cast is populated by college students.
I'm leaving the Twin Cities in your hands while I'm gone. I trust you'll take care of it. Just make sure to feed it once a day, and if it starts to wilt, give it a drink of water.
The duct tape is under the sink, if you need it.