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The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.
Reply: Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. ------You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. ------You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
period.
3. ------You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. ------You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
visiting other locations.
5. ------You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
6. ------You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. ------You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. ------You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. ------You are unable to work double shifts.
10. -----You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
11. -----And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen
entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
Five reasons not to be a penis:
1. ------You're bald your whole life.
2. ------You have a hole in your head.
3. ------Your neighbors are nuts.
4. ------The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. ------Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.