damn E!Fashion to hell.
figuring out what to get people for christmas is hard enough as it is, without having to do the mall scene, with disgustingly bitter people that will steal your sweater if they think their cousin would like it. i bet if you took a good long look, you wouldnt find one single person smiling.
at least...thats the california way. right?
i dislike malls. theyre depressing and i have no patience for shopping. what i dislike most about california shopping are the beverly hills homecoming queens who walk in their stilettos, cell phone in one hand (not a cigarette...they would "cause wrinkles"), and a decaf half and half low fat chai latte in the other. While their hair is whispering "i cost 2300$", and their overall attitude is "look how cute i am while i bank off my daddy's paycheck!", other girls defined as "without" look on in awe wishing for one day they could be a pretty pretty princess.
i will not applaud these genetic freaks.
i wish for christmas that all these hopeful ladies will realize that theyve got much more than these synthetic, mocha blasted barbies can purchase with their credit card. im not going to list the ways in which we have a higher strength, because theres going to be different qualities in each of us....you just have to find them on your own.
by the way...if you just absolutely have to at least aquire the stilettos, do us all a favor and kick 'em in the ass.
Merry Christmas!
at least...thats the california way. right?
i dislike malls. theyre depressing and i have no patience for shopping. what i dislike most about california shopping are the beverly hills homecoming queens who walk in their stilettos, cell phone in one hand (not a cigarette...they would "cause wrinkles"), and a decaf half and half low fat chai latte in the other. While their hair is whispering "i cost 2300$", and their overall attitude is "look how cute i am while i bank off my daddy's paycheck!", other girls defined as "without" look on in awe wishing for one day they could be a pretty pretty princess.
i will not applaud these genetic freaks.
i wish for christmas that all these hopeful ladies will realize that theyve got much more than these synthetic, mocha blasted barbies can purchase with their credit card. im not going to list the ways in which we have a higher strength, because theres going to be different qualities in each of us....you just have to find them on your own.
by the way...if you just absolutely have to at least aquire the stilettos, do us all a favor and kick 'em in the ass.
Merry Christmas!