fic: the kissing booth. Cuz this is mah brain on crack lulZ
This is what happens when I have the good kind of insomnia. I think.
Title: The Kissing Booth
Parings: Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora and hints at another paring.
Rating: PG
Warning: Crack, pure crack oh and a crossover.
Disclaimer: Not even when I'm sleep deprived do I think they're mine
Summary: How difficult is it to run a kissing booth?
A/N: Erm there is a crossover which is revealed near the end of the story, but I did give out some whale size hints. See if you can figure it out before the end.
x-posted to
khyaoi
Dark eyes stared through equally dark bangs at the display before him; he stared and stared and stared. After that he cleared his throat. He was ignored as Roxas and Axel did not disengage in their attempt to try and eat each other’s face.
“What are you idiots doing?” Asked the raven haired teen.
Finally Roxas pulled away from Axel to answer and Axel simply moved down to kiss the blonds neck.
“Running a kissing booth.” He replied with a- isn’t it obvious- look on his face. The other dead panned.
“Che, that’s not how a kissing booth works.”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
“I mean, other people are supposed to pay you to kiss them, not pay to watch the two of you kiss.” He explained exasperated.
Roxas gave Axel a shove, which made the redhead abandon the soft neck. He looked up at the accusatory glare Roxas was sending him. “See, we’re doing it wrong.”
“Oh yeah, tell that to Riku and Sora.” Axel pointed.
The raven haired teen followed Axel’s finger and spotted a second kissing booth where Riku and Sora were kissing each other with no sign of ever needing to come up for oxygen. In front of their booth, there was a large crowd of people who were acting strange; some drooled over the sight, a grown man snapped pictures and squealed screaming about e-bay, while others just passed out. And Standing next to the booth Demyx held a stop watch and a box.
“Okay ladies and gentlemen time’s up.” He pulled a string and a curtain dropped down hiding the kissing boys. Groans of protest filled the air.
“If you want to keep watching pay for the next round.” The box quickly filled with money.
“Noooo!! I’m out of munny.” Cried Xemnas shaking out a frog shaped money pouch; which he had stole from some, ramen-eating blond kid, who had vowed he would have his money pouch back and that he better believe it.
Xemnas gave the money pouch one last shake and whimpered in defeat. Then he remembered he was evil, therefore, he would go on e-bay sell his pictures to the highest bidder; payment first, paypal only, and return before he missed too much.
“I shall return.” And with that he clutched the empty money pouch to his chest, along with his digital camera, opened a portal and disappeared.
Once that minor distraction was gone, the raven headed teen watched as Demyx pulled up the curtain to revealed Riku and Sora still kissing. Riku held Sora’s head with one hand while the other one traveled up Sora’s shirt revealing skin and making Sora moan. The crowd’s drooling capacity increased.
“Hey, hey! Keep it pg-13 in there. The NC-17 show is for mature audiences only” Demyx said looking pointedly at Selphie and Kairi while poking Riku’s wondering hand with a stick. Riku gave Demyx a quick glare before turning his attention back to Sora.
“See we just have to try harder!” Axel said excitedly.
Roxas looked at him suspiciously and Axel hoped he hadn’t figured out he just wanted to make out with him.
“Think about all the sea salt ice-cream you can buy.”
Roxas’s eyes lit up and as he crushed Axel’s lips to his. This only lasted a few seconds since he remembered they had an audience.
“Hey, hey you?” Axel called out.
The raved haired teen looked at him with annoyance. “My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I’m the lone survivor of the Uchiha clan; which was brutally massacred by my brother, who shall die, only, by my hand.”
Axel and Roxas blinked and stared. “Right. Well either pay up or get lost this ain’t a free show.” Having said his piece Axel turned back to kissing Roxas completely ignoring the fact that he should have made sure that Sasuke paid. Now that Roxas lips were against his, Axel had no plans on pulling away to check who paid and who didn’t.
Sasuke sighed. “This universe is insane I’m going home to write depressing poetry.” And perhaps find Naruto and convince him to run a kissing booth of their own.
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If you guessed Naruto you’re right if you didn’t erm sorry. If you’re not a fan of the show I give you my deepest apologies and accept all flames since I didn’t give a fair warning ^__^
Gawd I hope I don’t get maimed for this x-over. The last line by the way, not mine, all credit goes to this video around minute 1:24.