Death Note drabble: Sealed in Closure

[card_mistress]

Hmm, more Death Note. I find... That if there's one series I can never write crack of, it's got to be this one.

Title: Sealed in Closure
Series: Death Note
Warning(s): Spoiler for volume 7+ and slight...necrophilic!Light x L
Summary: Light lingers behind...

Comments

[slvrsolealchmst]

Oh, whew. See, the problem with my brain is that I think the dirtiest thing possible, and so for a second I swore to god that Light was going to like... begin screwing L's dead body or something terrifying and twisted like that. (But if it DID happen I probably would have burst out laughing or something.) Maybe it was the "and slight...necrophilic" bit that threw me. See, you say, "slight" and it's like us dirty minded people don't even hear you. xP

Anyway, great story. I like the bit about how L tasted like death. Seems like something Light would definitely observe at that point. Nicely done!

[card_mistress]

Someone should sooo write that.

Light penetrates into L, screws him for an hour or so. He decides he's completely exhausted... then... notices that L's body have begun rigiding and realizes that it's physically impossible remove himself. So now L's anal muscles are clamping down on Light and his father comes back... and he's got some very creative explaining to do. :D How's that for crack?

Thanks, by the way. ^_~

[slvrsolealchmst]

I hope you know that just had my rolling on the floor. My sides hurt.

Good grief, someone HAS to write it. You came up with the details, so you should! (But was it you who said you could never write crack for this series? I forget.) If you don't, maybe I will when I have some spare time. I've never written crack before though, and I'm afraid I might ruin it... xP Also, I don't think I'm clever enough to make it short and witty.

But now that I've insulted myself I really wanna try writing it!

[card_mistress]

Write it :D Oh my gosh, you should totally write it.
I bet it's going to freak at least half the people who wander in and held pure and innocent intentions. >D

[slvrsolealchmst]

You know what I decided? I am going to write it. I just need time to think of something that will work. BUT I'M ALL OVER IT!