So I'm Jewish.
I didn't know I was Jewish, but after this weekend it's likely.
I wanted to go watch Coraline because after bitching about the uncreative pack of idiots in Hollywood that can't get enough of re-makes and rip off films at least there was a film out that seems like it was something different and something I might like. Hey and it's in 3-D. So I checked and none of the places in town are showing it. They are showing the crap-fest Pink Panther 2, but no showings of Coraline in either 2-D or 3-D. Damn if I want all the expense of going all the way to Concord for a movie because it would be cheaper to just wait on the DVD release.
Then I saw this on the internet Transformers 2 Wheelie. I dare you to look at that bastard child of WALL-E and Johny 5 then tell me that the second movie isn't going to be a total waste of my ticket money. Gods damn Habro thanks for giving me a damn good reason to get out of the toy hobby and thank you Micheal Bay for proof that you really can bring new levels of suck to the movie industry.
Then I went to get food and it was the last straw that I must be Jewish. I was bad enough looking at soda in a can and saying gods damn it the store brand is only half that much money. But then I've had a few baking disasters lately so I needed a bread type product for breakfast without having to bake myself. Yea you guessed it I got bagels. Tight with money, hobbies that make me hate myself for having the hobby, and now I'm eating bagels. Guess it's a good think I'm already circumcised since I'm a bit old for a brisk.
I wanted to go watch Coraline because after bitching about the uncreative pack of idiots in Hollywood that can't get enough of re-makes and rip off films at least there was a film out that seems like it was something different and something I might like. Hey and it's in 3-D. So I checked and none of the places in town are showing it. They are showing the crap-fest Pink Panther 2, but no showings of Coraline in either 2-D or 3-D. Damn if I want all the expense of going all the way to Concord for a movie because it would be cheaper to just wait on the DVD release.
Then I saw this on the internet Transformers 2 Wheelie. I dare you to look at that bastard child of WALL-E and Johny 5 then tell me that the second movie isn't going to be a total waste of my ticket money. Gods damn Habro thanks for giving me a damn good reason to get out of the toy hobby and thank you Micheal Bay for proof that you really can bring new levels of suck to the movie industry.
Then I went to get food and it was the last straw that I must be Jewish. I was bad enough looking at soda in a can and saying gods damn it the store brand is only half that much money. But then I've had a few baking disasters lately so I needed a bread type product for breakfast without having to bake myself. Yea you guessed it I got bagels. Tight with money, hobbies that make me hate myself for having the hobby, and now I'm eating bagels. Guess it's a good think I'm already circumcised since I'm a bit old for a brisk.