All roads lead to VigBean...
...Even a conversation about Eastern Promises. *G*
So there we were, Barb and I, chewing over and analyzing EP now that she's seen it too...
caras_galadhon: Also, I was reading yesterday that Viggo had a bunch of borrowed Russian knickknacks in his hotel room, AND had the Russian language channel (apparently there's one in London) on ALL the time.
savageseraph: Immersion. I wonder if he talked to Sean in Russian when he was fucking him during filming. ;)
caras_galadhon: OH MY GOD, Barb. *crumples in heap* That outstrips what I was thinking by miles.
savageseraph: Hmm?
caras_galadhon: See, I figured if Sean visited -- and you know he did -- he'd grumble about the constant Russian. I also assumed Viggo'd make him watch Russian broadcasts of footie rather than switching to the English channels.
savageseraph: After all... Sean played a Ukrainian in a movie, so Viggo fucking him would almost be research. ;)
caras_galadhon: Bwahahahah! ...Wait, when was he a Ukrainian?
savageseraph: Wasn't he Ukrainian in Bond?
caras_galadhon: Oh, DUH, that's right! Alec was Slavic. And everyone knows Russia's all about fucking over the Ukraine. ^_~
savageseraph: Hee.
caras_galadhon: I want a fic where Viggo fucks Sean and talks in Russian. I want it yesterday. I want it steeped in Eastern Promises. GIVE ME MY FIC! ...Please. *puppyeyes*
savageseraph: ACK! Maybe Viggo has to fuck Kirill's actor in order to make their performances more realistic?
caras_galadhon: ....
caras_galadhon: *glowers*
caras_galadhon: Vincent Cassel. He's French.
savageseraph: He is?
caras_galadhon: Uh huh. France French.
savageseraph: *nods*
caras_galadhon: Sean's not too thrilled with the "Fuck Vincent" plan. ^_~
savageseraph: No?
caras_galadhon: No.
savageseraph: He could watch.
caras_galadhon: ...Hmm. He's thinking it over.
savageseraph: Perhaps he could fuck Viggo into Vincent?
caras_galadhon: Will it end in sending Vincent home and fucking Sean in Russian?
savageseraph: It could.
caras_galadhon: ...He thinks that might be reasonable. But he still says it needs to end with Viggo getting rid of Vincent.
savageseraph: And fucking him?
caras_galadhon: Fucking Sean?
savageseraph: Yes.
caras_galadhon: Yes.
savageseraph: He will probably grumble about how touchy feely Vig is with him in the movie.
caras_galadhon: Oh, probably. Which can be easily fixed by Viggo being touchy-feely with Sean. ...Viggo is also welcome to tell Sean how much more he enjoys Sean, and how much more Sean means to him than his co-star. Sean knows Viggo's a big sentimental bastard, and wouldn't want to rob him of that joy.
savageseraph: I see.
caras_galadhon: Hey, Sean's just trying to make things easy for Viggo. Nice for him.
savageseraph: Nice for him.
caras_galadhon: Yes. Because Viggo's so sentimental.
savageseraph: Mmmhmm.
caras_galadhon: And even though Sean isn't all about demonstrations and assurances of love and affection, he'll tough it out... for Viggo's sake.
savageseraph: That's very big of him.
caras_galadhon: It is. It's not the only thing that's big about him either, he says. He's wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
savageseraph: Uh huh. Really?
caras_galadhon: Really. Although Viggo should know that by now.
savageseraph: He does have a large garden.
caras_galadhon: *snort* Touché.
savageseraph: :)
caras_galadhon: He'd like to know if Viggo'd like to check out his tree. It's no sapling.
savageseraph: Hmm, didn't that cause poison ivy the last time?
caras_galadhon: *snerk* No, the poison ivy was the result of a solo act... of gardening.
savageseraph: Uh huh.
...And of course, you know it just spun into more smut from there. ^_~
So there we were, Barb and I, chewing over and analyzing EP now that she's seen it too...
caras_galadhon: Also, I was reading yesterday that Viggo had a bunch of borrowed Russian knickknacks in his hotel room, AND had the Russian language channel (apparently there's one in London) on ALL the time.
savageseraph: Immersion. I wonder if he talked to Sean in Russian when he was fucking him during filming. ;)
caras_galadhon: OH MY GOD, Barb. *crumples in heap* That outstrips what I was thinking by miles.
savageseraph: Hmm?
caras_galadhon: See, I figured if Sean visited -- and you know he did -- he'd grumble about the constant Russian. I also assumed Viggo'd make him watch Russian broadcasts of footie rather than switching to the English channels.
savageseraph: After all... Sean played a Ukrainian in a movie, so Viggo fucking him would almost be research. ;)
caras_galadhon: Bwahahahah! ...Wait, when was he a Ukrainian?
savageseraph: Wasn't he Ukrainian in Bond?
caras_galadhon: Oh, DUH, that's right! Alec was Slavic. And everyone knows Russia's all about fucking over the Ukraine. ^_~
savageseraph: Hee.
caras_galadhon: I want a fic where Viggo fucks Sean and talks in Russian. I want it yesterday. I want it steeped in Eastern Promises. GIVE ME MY FIC! ...Please. *puppyeyes*
savageseraph: ACK! Maybe Viggo has to fuck Kirill's actor in order to make their performances more realistic?
caras_galadhon: ....
caras_galadhon: *glowers*
caras_galadhon: Vincent Cassel. He's French.
savageseraph: He is?
caras_galadhon: Uh huh. France French.
savageseraph: *nods*
caras_galadhon: Sean's not too thrilled with the "Fuck Vincent" plan. ^_~
savageseraph: No?
caras_galadhon: No.
savageseraph: He could watch.
caras_galadhon: ...Hmm. He's thinking it over.
savageseraph: Perhaps he could fuck Viggo into Vincent?
caras_galadhon: Will it end in sending Vincent home and fucking Sean in Russian?
savageseraph: It could.
caras_galadhon: ...He thinks that might be reasonable. But he still says it needs to end with Viggo getting rid of Vincent.
savageseraph: And fucking him?
caras_galadhon: Fucking Sean?
savageseraph: Yes.
caras_galadhon: Yes.
savageseraph: He will probably grumble about how touchy feely Vig is with him in the movie.
caras_galadhon: Oh, probably. Which can be easily fixed by Viggo being touchy-feely with Sean. ...Viggo is also welcome to tell Sean how much more he enjoys Sean, and how much more Sean means to him than his co-star. Sean knows Viggo's a big sentimental bastard, and wouldn't want to rob him of that joy.
savageseraph: I see.
caras_galadhon: Hey, Sean's just trying to make things easy for Viggo. Nice for him.
savageseraph: Nice for him.
caras_galadhon: Yes. Because Viggo's so sentimental.
savageseraph: Mmmhmm.
caras_galadhon: And even though Sean isn't all about demonstrations and assurances of love and affection, he'll tough it out... for Viggo's sake.
savageseraph: That's very big of him.
caras_galadhon: It is. It's not the only thing that's big about him either, he says. He's wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
savageseraph: Uh huh. Really?
caras_galadhon: Really. Although Viggo should know that by now.
savageseraph: He does have a large garden.
caras_galadhon: *snort* Touché.
savageseraph: :)
caras_galadhon: He'd like to know if Viggo'd like to check out his tree. It's no sapling.
savageseraph: Hmm, didn't that cause poison ivy the last time?
caras_galadhon: *snerk* No, the poison ivy was the result of a solo act... of gardening.
savageseraph: Uh huh.
...And of course, you know it just spun into more smut from there. ^_~