I found myself listening to a snatch of Josh Dubovie's Eurovision entry yesterday.

It really was that awful.

I believe I'm possibly the only person on the Internet who doesn't give a shit about this year's Eurovision. We lost. It's not some massive global conspiracy. We lose when we put up bad songs with bad performers who perform badly on the night. Remember Gemini? Hopefully not.

• Other countries put up good, well-known, well-liked performers. I ( Read more... )