GRRRR CHOP!

[caramel_03]

So, I e-mailed CHOP the other day to see if they made a decision yet regarding the research assistant position that I'd interviewed for, and later that night I get a response saying the position has been filled. This made me very sad...I want a job damn it

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[one_boy_army]

i'll break her legs if you want me to. :-)

[missdelaney]

this is a letter from the we ♥ melissa club (aka michelle, stef, and kim):

dear people at CHOP,
you suck. melissa wins at life. the end.
hate,
us

dear melissa,
you are wonderful. we will give you jobs all the time. ;) you are so qualified that you will get a job soon, we know you will. we have tons and tons and tons and tons (and tons and tons and tons) of faith in you.
we love you lots (and lots and lots and lots),
us

[caramel_03]

Awww! I need to hang out with the we ♥ melissa club again very soon. I spent too much time with the "We rejected melissa even though she's extremely qualified for every job she interviews for" club lately, and I don't like that club much. They make me sad.

[fiftymileseast]

i would just like to state for the record that the above letter, though it would have been duly approved at the time, was written without the presence, knowledge, or permission of the president, founder, and grand poobah of the we ♥ melissa club.