based on a true story.....
**KTCHKK**
"whats that noise??"
jason mutters to himself.
**KTCHLLTCH-KKCTH**
jasons nintendo ds jumps out of the box its been left in the past few months.
"Oh my GOD!! DS, what are you doing!?" jason says surprised.
"You dont play with me anymore. all you care about is psp now!!" the ds replies.
"well... yeah bu-"
"you only used me until the psp came out, you dont care about me anymore!!"
"YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS!!"
"but why, im just as fun as the psp is??"
"yeah youre cute and all, but i mean my psp is hot."
"Yeah, what grown man could resist this sexy body??" the psp interjects.
"stay out of this you hussy!!' yells the ds "you think youre so cool with your music, movie, and image viewing abilities!!"
"dont forget about my 2.0 firmware update with new web browsing capabilities." the psp adds.
"shut up!!" the ds says angrily "you lured him to you with your big launch library, but lately your slipping, theres nothing new from you besides midnight club, and that was hardly a piece of perfection."
the psp is speechless, hurt and unable to retaliate.
jason is shocked, hed heard of gamers and analysts argueing over who was winning the handheld war, but never thought hed ever witness the handhelds themselves duke it out.
"well now its my turn to reclaim my man," the ds adds "jason, nintendogs is out."
jason gives an odd look at the ds as the psp laughs. >_>
"ok mabey not but um, what about advace wars??" ds iterates.
(OOOH A CRUCIAL BLOW)
ds goes on, "you loved advance wars on gba, why dont you play with me some more and the newer version, its got touch screen control so you could push my button a little bit and figure out something we both like."
jason gives a sexy growl.
"ooo that came out all wrong" ds says giggling.
"too late baby, you said it!!" jason says.
"but jason!!..." psp says sadly.
"its ok baby," jason assures her, "liberty city stories comes out in october."
"whats that noise??"
jason mutters to himself.
**KTCHLLTCH-KKCTH**
jasons nintendo ds jumps out of the box its been left in the past few months.
"Oh my GOD!! DS, what are you doing!?" jason says surprised.
"You dont play with me anymore. all you care about is psp now!!" the ds replies.
"well... yeah bu-"
"you only used me until the psp came out, you dont care about me anymore!!"
"YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS!!"
"but why, im just as fun as the psp is??"
"yeah youre cute and all, but i mean my psp is hot."
"Yeah, what grown man could resist this sexy body??" the psp interjects.
"stay out of this you hussy!!' yells the ds "you think youre so cool with your music, movie, and image viewing abilities!!"
"dont forget about my 2.0 firmware update with new web browsing capabilities." the psp adds.
"shut up!!" the ds says angrily "you lured him to you with your big launch library, but lately your slipping, theres nothing new from you besides midnight club, and that was hardly a piece of perfection."
the psp is speechless, hurt and unable to retaliate.
jason is shocked, hed heard of gamers and analysts argueing over who was winning the handheld war, but never thought hed ever witness the handhelds themselves duke it out.
"well now its my turn to reclaim my man," the ds adds "jason, nintendogs is out."
jason gives an odd look at the ds as the psp laughs. >_>
"ok mabey not but um, what about advace wars??" ds iterates.
(OOOH A CRUCIAL BLOW)
ds goes on, "you loved advance wars on gba, why dont you play with me some more and the newer version, its got touch screen control so you could push my button a little bit and figure out something we both like."
jason gives a sexy growl.
"ooo that came out all wrong" ds says giggling.
"too late baby, you said it!!" jason says.
"but jason!!..." psp says sadly.
"its ok baby," jason assures her, "liberty city stories comes out in october."