This is a notice to all hands that
peace_piper has been identified as a Ninja, and will be dealt with as such. A blood feud has been called for, and a blood feud it shall be!
So lets see who we've got on the Captain's Enemy List:
1. Kristoph Peltonovich
2.
The Red Hat Society3.
The "Church" of Scientology4.
Artichokes5.
Ninjas6.
The Shadow Government7.
Fred Savage8.
Cowboys9.
Hippies10.
Ford Motor Company11.
Walnuts12.
Chamomile tea13.
Deanna Troi14.
The Walt Disney Company15.
peace_piper So there you have it! We're going to have a feud, and it shall be proven once and for all that Pirates are superior to Ninjas.
Especially Pirates, like myself, who have read
Real Ultimate Power and know ALL the secrets of the Ninja!
Har Har Har! The day be mine!