A Man, His Car, & His Dignity
At least, I’m not driving this.
My Horoscope by Yahoo:
Things are kind of rough for you right now, but that doesn't mean you should just give up! It's a great time for you to prove -- to yourself and others -- that you can stand up to adversity.
My friends give me so much shit about my car that I'm beginning to have a complex about it. Like when they listed my car among “The Top 5 Gayest Cars” with only the Rabbit Cabriolet & Mini Cooper edging out mine. Well the other day, one of my classmates sticks his head out of his car window and shouts, with sincerity, “Hey man, cool car!” I was feeling really good about his compliment until I noticed . . . he was driving a Mini Cooper.
Horoscope in Hindsight:
I’ve been taking the stand and happy with my car regardless of its lack of balls.