I figured out why we never seen Applejack's parents in the show.  They've actually been there the whole time ( Read more... )

LiveJournal really messed up the gallery.  It's a royal pain in the ass to upload and post images now.  Clicky on any of these to see the full image.


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A recent Wii Everybody Votes Channel poll asked whether people eat bananas by peeling them a little at a time, or all at once.

Me:  Who peels a banana all at once?  If you do that, it loses its structural integrity!
My SO:  That was the geekiest thing I've ever heard.

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When this washing machine gets spinning at full speed, it reminds me of that spinning ring machine from the movie Contact.

That must be why my socks keep disappearing.  They're passing through a wormhole and ending up on a planet orbiting Vega.

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.  This is Cringer, my "fearless" friend.  Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, "By the Power of Greyskull!"

Psst.  Hey buddy.  Here.  This is a magic sword.

Magic sword?  Riiiiight....

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The UN has announced they are building a satellite powered by feces.

Houston, this is Shitstar 1.  My God, it stinks up here!

Ever wonder what the Chipmunks sounded like when they hit puberty?

The Real Witch Doctor.mp3

While screwing around with this song I noticed that the second and fourth lines of the chorus actually end with "walla walla bang bang", not "bing bang"

I was reading about a new technology called Wi-Di (pronounced why-die, short for Wireless Display).  It will allow you to connect a computer to a TV or monitor without needing to bother with cables.

This technology is nothing new.  Back in the 60s, you could get a portable, wireless color display.  Only back then, they were called Ti-Di.

Years ago, Electrolux marketed their vacuum cleaners with the phrase "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

Now, their slogan is "Thinking of you."