[grumblegrumblegrumble, being in the hospital sucks :/]

[you know what they say about vampires]

[they're kind of whiny]

... Jet?

[for all that failed boning]

Hey Jet. Guess what.

[there's nothing quite like an unseasonable cold snap to get Zuko holed up grumpily in his room. But hey, at least he has a Snuggie.]

...stupid weather...

[ITP Jet and Zuko are making out. As they do.]

[so hey, remember that time ZEX gave us a super-sized box of assorted sex toys for Christmas?]

[...yeah. Zuko is staring at a vibrator.]

What... is this?

... I want to try something.

[Wow, it is really, really cold. How convenient!]

So about that list...