Good news, I think....
The Warg escaped sometime last night.
Probably best. I overheard that they reason they were feeding her so well was because they were planning on having "Warg Stew" this weekend. I thought something was up when they fed her a seven course steak dinner last night.
But really, only Eagles would be dumb enough to think Wargs were good eating. And these aren't the brightest of eagles to begin with. I'm sure the Warg will have no problem laying low for a while and everything will settle down.
With that thought in mind, I've decided to view my incarceration as a mini-vacation. I mean, this cage isn't nearly as nice as my room here at the resort, but it is way better than the room I had at Cirith Ungol. I have no work to do. I get to snarl and make violent gestures at the guests. Or I can just lay in the sun and get a tan.
*Sniffs air*
Something smells good. Maybe I'll get lunch early today. Ah, here they come now.
Wow. It looks good. About time they stated feeding me better.
This wonderful. Look at all the food. There must be seven courses here...
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Seven courses...
...
Steak...
...
shai
Probably best. I overheard that they reason they were feeding her so well was because they were planning on having "Warg Stew" this weekend. I thought something was up when they fed her a seven course steak dinner last night.
But really, only Eagles would be dumb enough to think Wargs were good eating. And these aren't the brightest of eagles to begin with. I'm sure the Warg will have no problem laying low for a while and everything will settle down.
With that thought in mind, I've decided to view my incarceration as a mini-vacation. I mean, this cage isn't nearly as nice as my room here at the resort, but it is way better than the room I had at Cirith Ungol. I have no work to do. I get to snarl and make violent gestures at the guests. Or I can just lay in the sun and get a tan.
*Sniffs air*
Something smells good. Maybe I'll get lunch early today. Ah, here they come now.
Wow. It looks good. About time they stated feeding me better.
This wonderful. Look at all the food. There must be seven courses here...
...
Seven courses...
...
Steak...
...
shai