003 - Clothes?
Well, today's certainly interesting.
I take it this is one of those curses I've been warned about? It's not too horrible, actually. In a sense, it's rather amusing; so do ignore me while I chortle away on the sidelines. People are just talking like Juliet a little strangely, but thank Frond I've been skipped, nonetheless. I have no idea what I'd do if I started babbling like, say, a swear toad.
Right, let's not go there.
On the news of clothing. Yes, yes, we all know what's coming: my size. Fantastic, isn't it? I can't very well go about in my old uniform, it's ridiculous. But if one of you tries to squeeze me into clothing fit for a Mud child, Frond help me, but I'll do something decidedly unpleasant. Seriously, I will. That's something to go on my To Do List for the day, then!
All that aside, how goes it? What's an elf to do around here? I didn't realise how dull being a civilian is. Hmm.
I reckon I'll go help out with the replanting over in the gardens. Ah, surface air and plants. Nothing like it at all.
I take it this is one of those curses I've been warned about? It's not too horrible, actually. In a sense, it's rather amusing; so do ignore me while I chortle away on the sidelines. People are just talking like Juliet a little strangely, but thank Frond I've been skipped, nonetheless. I have no idea what I'd do if I started babbling like, say, a swear toad.
Right, let's not go there.
On the news of clothing. Yes, yes, we all know what's coming: my size. Fantastic, isn't it? I can't very well go about in my old uniform, it's ridiculous. But if one of you tries to squeeze me into clothing fit for a Mud child, Frond help me, but I'll do something decidedly unpleasant. Seriously, I will. That's something to go on my To Do List for the day, then!
All that aside, how goes it? What's an elf to do around here? I didn't realise how dull being a civilian is. Hmm.
I reckon I'll go help out with the replanting over in the gardens. Ah, surface air and plants. Nothing like it at all.