CAPTAIN'S LOG. 06.

[captains]

Stardate 2258.237. Have sent several communications to Starfleet Command to the effect that there are no easy or affordable sources of Dilithium from our current position, however we are yet to receive a reply. Our routine debriefings have also gone unanswered; Communications has been put on twenty-four hour alert, much to Lieutenant Uhura's

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[sarcasm_warrior]

Define spaceship.

[captains]

Spaceship. Noun. A vehicle or craft used to propel objects and or occupants as it travels through space.

[sarcasm_warrior]

Like space space?

[captains]

Yeah, that stuff with all those twinkling little lights when it gets dark.

[sarcasm_warrior]

What, seriously? Because that's totally

[sarcasm_warrior]

[sarcasm_warrior]

That was patronizing, wasn't it.

[captains]

Pretty much, yeah. Sorry, I'm still getting used to dealing with pre-warp civilizations, everything's so ... backwards.

[sarcasm_warrior]

Hey! It's not my fault my world's been too busy to invent weird metal wagons or journals or spaceships.

[captains]

No, man, I'm sure you guys are doing just fine without them.

[sarcasm_warrior]

Yeah, I'll get back to you on that.

So are you really letting people on this spaceship?

[captains]

Though it's probably the stupidest decision I've made in a while, I really am.

[sarcasm_warrior]

I'll behave, I promise. No touching any weird mechanical whatsits.

[captains]

Definitely no touching anything you don't have a real name for outside of "whatsit".