Screw you christmas cheer... Except Bishop, we <3 him.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I stole shroudofpurity's purse (-30 points). In October I donated bone marrow to thepiratemafia in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I put gum in diamondsnfudge's hair (-12 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole silver_bishop's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-724 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
CaptainLucielle