So..

Dec 07, 2006 08:27

Moving on from the relatively pointless post previous of moments before, we come to the season I hate most.
Oh yes kiddies, I hate winter, and I hate christmas. It's cold, snowy and filled with family.

Family can't be that bad you say?

Yes well, if you say that, you haven't met mine. I'm pretty sure they're crazy.

Oh yes. To be subject to any family gathering for more than five minutes will, undoubtedly make me want to murder the whole world. Yes. All of you. I will want to stab every goddamn person in the face.

Welcome to Angry Nat season.

Basically the only reason they want me around is to a) So they can claim to care and b) Unload the watching of children on me. Other than that i'm usually told to stay out of the way, usually in a corner by myself.

I need a licence to kill, just so I can kill them. ~twitch twitch~

A large store of alcohol will have to suffice instead. A very large one.
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