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Sep 11, 2004 00:55

Project IV: The Grotto of the BallSnatcher

The red creature's strangeness captivated Gorch-ho as he remained locked in this place. They both were seemingly floating in this broken mirror of a world. Slowly the creature began making eerie non worldy noises, that simply cannot be explained. Gorch-Ho felt sick to his stomach.
Suddenly the red creature burst into black flames, and started violently shaking in all dimensions.
It then conjugated a great dragon from the depths of its fiery asshole.
Gorch-Ho stood captivated, as this great beast floated all around.
The great dragon stared at Gorch-Ho, and Gorch-Ho stared back. The dragon's brilliant shimmering eyes winced, as it engulfed Gorch-Ho in a cloud of green gas. Gorch-Ho's senses failed. The strange gas had taken him from this strange world. He was in a time warp it seemed. He awoke in yet another strange place. He felt screwed in the head at this point in time. The area where he had been assimilated, seemed to be a cave. This cave was stragely lit in brilliant blue and white light. The cave had strange areas of water, and exhilarating stalactites that reached to the sky. Gorch-Ho decided this was better than the previous plane of existance he was just in. He started to make his way about the cave. His strange robe he was once wearing was now torn completely. All that Gorch-Ho was clad in now, was his lucky loin cloth, that covered his julies. For some strange reason, Gorch-Ho did not think he was still in the world to which he was once so angered with. There were several differences to this land. The water was thick and hearty, the air had a green hue to it, and the cave smelt of seaweed and mashed potatos.
Still Gorch-Ho made his way throughout the rustic cave.
Peacefully he climbed and swam the rugged rock. A large platform now stood before him. He climbed onto it, thinking it must be of some importance.
Majestically the same black flame conjugated itself infront of him, on the floor of the platform. The flame grew taller, and the colors were more brilliantly forming around it. A large creature was born of the flame. This creature looked almost as a gi-normous Ape. The large Ape like creature seemed peaceful, and majestic.
Gorch-Ho screamed his ass off.. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT .. THE SHIT"
he profusely yelled.
The ape-like creature raised one of it's meaty arms, and said.. " silence" in a soothing voice.
Gorch-Ho wisely shut his mouth.
" Hello Gorch-Ho, this visit, is not an accident, my child"
spouted the creature.
" You must be wondereing where you are, and who i am, touche? "
" I am the legendary Ball Snatcher. I will tell you about your past, and your future hopefully"
but all after i get my ass too bed..............
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TO BE CONTINUED ASS MONKEYS
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