Fiance Too Young? Saudi Love Chapel Has the Answer for You!!

Jun 25, 2008 22:15

Now, I can remember a time several years I had an untimely encounter with the daughter of an Air Force officer I worked for and she was 17, albeit the consent age in the state was 17. The cadets and enlisted folk would never let it up, giving me the nickname "Staff Sergeant." I felt like a weirdo afterwards; how dare these unprogressive ignoramus group of murderers and rapists tell me how to have a relationship with someone under the age to legally smoke like members of the motherland do. NOW, thanks to progressives from Saudi Arabia, I have heard the truth about how glorious a relationship with a minor can be!

According to the article by FoxNews, marriage with anyone as young as one years of age is OK so long as "sex is postponed. How long that postponement is has yet to be determined but I think at least a double-digit year waiting period is involved.

Recently, Eharmony.com CEO Dr. Nick Clark Warren hired Dr. Ahmad al-Mu'bi to work as a love consultant for the Middle Eastern world as well as certain North American special interest groups. Here's a screenshot of his recent work.



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