NEVER drink Monster and eat sour candy right before bed or there's a good chance you'll have dreams about Flint you wish you never had and will not be able to unsee for the rest of the next day.

At work, no less.

First I get sick.

Then my computer gets sick.

Then, this morning, my cat gets sick. Everywhere. At 4:30 AM.

So, lo and behold. My submission.

Today, I got up at 4:30 AM to feed my cat, then go back to bed. Five minutes later he starts meowing again, so I go back downstairs and discover that right after he ate, he threw up all over the kitchen floor in ( Read more... )

After work this afternoon, as I'm getting into my car and calling home like I usually do at that time, ma tells me there's a message on the answering machine from our bank, regarding charges on my bank account. So I call the bank's hotline number and ask them why they called ( Read more... )