005: The Rules

[captain_in_you]

Some of you may have met my good friend Captain John Hart. If you have any dealings with him, there's a few rules you should follow

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[slaying]

[Here is the sound of a royally ticked off Buffy Summers. Not at you, Jack. But at John Hart. Obviously.]

You know that creep?

[captain_in_you]

Former... partner. Has he been harassing you?

[slaying]

Beyond being the older, sleazier twin of my former...workmate....person? Yes. Harassment a-plenty.

[captain_in_you]

Somehow I think you can handle yourself with him. Am I right?

[has_standards]

... I'll take ya word on it, mate.

[captain_in_you]

Good idea.

Don't think we've met, by the way. Captain Jack Harkness, nice to meet you.

[has_standards]

Didn' ask ya name, mate.

[captain_in_you]

No, but it's polite to give, don't you think? And who might you be?

[causeblocked]

How easy is it to come by weapons here?

Do you have to have had them before you arrived, or can anyone just get their hands on something dangerous? Because that doesn't speak well for the overall safety of this place.

[captain_in_you]

I think if you have something from home, it'll eventually show up here, more often than not. There are other weapons in the shops, though, so you might want to go check it out.

[causeblocked]

But I mean... isn't that kind of dangerous? Shouldn't there be someone around to check and see if people have licenses to use those sort of things?

[captain_in_you]

It's possible, yeah. But do you think our licenses would really show up here too?

By the way, I don't think we've met. I'm Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?

[hazelrink]

Is kissing really that common with him?

[captain_in_you]

You'd be surprised!

[hazelrink]

[...Blink] Really? [...Wait... there are people like that, right? What were they called...]

[captain_in_you]

He can be very... charming. And persuasive.

[failedrehab]

I thought we were going to skip the rules.

[captain_in_you]

Decided it might be a good idea to get them out there.

[failedrehab]

And here I thought we might be rebuilding trust.

[captain_in_you]

There's a ways to go for that.