005: The Rules
Some of you may have met my good friend Captain John Hart. If you have any dealings with him, there's a few rules you should follow.
1. Never trust a word he says.
2. Always keep him in front of you.
3. Never, under any circumstances, let him kiss you.
Follow these, and you'll be just fine with him.
Also, it's amazing what you can find in these shops. I've got my Webley back now, and bullets for it. Makes me wonder if they're going to call me to duty sometime soon.
[Private to John]
Let's see if you're really reforming your ways, huh?
1. Never trust a word he says.
2. Always keep him in front of you.
3. Never, under any circumstances, let him kiss you.
Follow these, and you'll be just fine with him.
Also, it's amazing what you can find in these shops. I've got my Webley back now, and bullets for it. Makes me wonder if they're going to call me to duty sometime soon.
[Private to John]
Let's see if you're really reforming your ways, huh?